Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him

Nov 12, 2025

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Trump struggles to be heard over the boos while an unidentified inebriated man looks on. (Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that tests the limits of presidential power, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump ordered ICE agents to arrest the 67,000 football fans who booed him at Sunday’s Washington Commanders game.

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