Ahh, but he has vandalized the American citizens, by paying an exorbitant amount (in taxpayer money) for the initial cleaning (which I am sure had a 30-day money back guarantee).
The mental image of Marco Rubio might be worthy of apology, but trump as the one who vandalized the Reflecting Pool is absolutely perfect! The truth once again.
If you contact the "presently" White House, you'll be happy to know "Doctor Kildare" Donald has some surplus bleach available. Each bottled Kash donation will be exchanged for the bleach. "Dr.Kildare", long known for playing doctor, will get his remedy on.
Is the bleach leftover from when he was treating COVID?? LOL! I sure miss the old Dr. Kildare, Dr, Ben Casey, and Dr. Marcus Welby days, when doctors knew what they were talking about (not like "Dr.'"Oz and "Dr." Brainworm, Jr.)
It's okay from my point of view. It's quite possible there is more than one reason he's called little Marco. I don't think he even has huevos or cojones.
Gotta agree! To prevent the derailing and horror caused by mental images of being flashed by Little Marco's little beans, I will do some hardcore LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-ing at the top of my lungs whilst preparing my refried black beans con jalapenos.
Be thankful for small victories. Besides, JD was busy being humiliated by tRump, the Orange Odium, when tRump threatened to kill the Iranian Negotiators and occupy their country. You just can’t make this stuff up!
Yeppers, and doing the backstroke whilst using them! Which *blush* means his naughty bits (if not covered in algae slime and blue paint flakes) were delightfully flashing the public for the duration of this exposé.
Rubio and every other coward that didn't even have the courage to mention those cheap shoes haven't been made in America for a long time. And WTF gives shoes ?
Trump has deployed the National Guard to keep people from taking bits of his failed paint job but would not deploy the National Guard on January 6th to protect democracy.
He deployed the National Guard so tourists wouldn’t take the peeled paint as The Great Orange grifter wants to sue his friend and then sell the peeled paint with a certificate of authenticity. He has assigned RFK jr. to figure out how to use the green algae for medical use,
The Florsheims poking out of the water was quite the image! Trump could’ve returned Stephen Miller back to his natural environment although all ducks would be at risk.
The biggest winners from Trump’s new reflecting pool may be scuba divers. For years they had to travel to coral reefs and shipwrecks—now they can train for underwater treasure hunts right in Washington. Give it a few months and divers will be recovering lost golf balls, misplaced executive orders, and maybe even a few campaign promises from the bottom of the pool.
It struck me last week while watching the coverage of the opening of the Obama Presidential Center that the ACTUAL leader of our American Democracy at this moment in time is Barack Obama. Actually I think and feel that Michele Obama is an equal co-leader here. President Obama is everything that djt is not: intelligent, honest, compassionate, respected, inspiring, truthful, courageous, a LEADER. For me, an older, privileged, thin white guy, President Obama now carries the moral and ethical banner last entrusted to Martin Luther King Jr. POTUS Obama has never claimed nor sought such a mental, it has just found him and it fits him perfectly. President Obama is my president now not the orange slime bag who loves algae.
There was an internet meme going around: “it is amazing that the best presidential orator in this generation is only the second best public speaker in his family.”
I wasn't going to watch the coverage, but divine intervention made me grateful I did. It's been so long since I've been inspired and hopeful; we've all seen better days, but hope keeps us plugging on to find them again. Thank you to the Obamas, for their grace, sacrifice and decency.
I was thinking while unable to sleep last night that perhaps Mr. Borowitz should take over the Late Night show. I don't think anyone working in the present regime would understand the humor of Andy, so we'd all be safe from t'rumps censure.
That vision could be worse. Could be a synchronized swimming team. I have a hard time choosing which swimmers to include, but I´d definitely throw in Markwaynebillybob, just for his name alone.
😂😂😂Brilliant😂😂😂 and reading through the comments, little marco and his florsheim flippers along with shrinkage and miller the swamp creature, well..😂😂😂.I'm laughing so hard my eyes are streaming! And it is ONLY Monday. Bless Harland for making the trip to DC from Ohio. Indeed...at least it was not jd who prefers a couch to green slime!😂😂😂
My apologies for creating that mental image!
I got super excited when I saw that the police arrested someone for vandalizing the Reflecting Pool but then I found out it wasn’t Trump
Go Harland!
He put it all in perspective.
Thanks, Harland, for taking one for the team! 🏆
That person was later released when police discovered any attempt to do anything to the reflecting pool would only be an improvement.
Good one! Got me LOLing!
Exactly!
Yeah, some sports guy from the Olympics, out for a bike ride, was trying to retrieve Marco's lost trunks and got busted.
They claimed he was destroying property! hahahahahahaha
Yep Joanne. Too late…already destroyed.
😆
Actually that dangerous perp is a friend of my son in law. The article even made Heather’s American Letter on Sunday!! 😜
I didn't know fishing out garbage from a public monument was a crime.
well, we haven't been able to "fish" garbage from the white house yet . . . so there's that
Oh My Effin Gawd, Annette! That one was my best out loud guffawing knee-slapper for today!!!
hehehe
Midterm republican bloodbath followed by a treason indictment. Get your hook bated Annette.
that's a goal that's got much higher priority, imho.
Anything that interferes with the President's agenda is a crime.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ahh, but he has vandalized the American citizens, by paying an exorbitant amount (in taxpayer money) for the initial cleaning (which I am sure had a 30-day money back guarantee).
The mental image of Marco Rubio might be worthy of apology, but trump as the one who vandalized the Reflecting Pool is absolutely perfect! The truth once again.
That’s okay. My helpful brain covered up most of naked Marco with the green slime or blue paint chips.
The Florsheims covered up most of naked Marco.
Rick, I'm nowhere near over the Florsheim thing either. I say never let it die.
I'm visualizing Marco emerging from the pool covered in algae, with flaking blue paint covering his naughty bits.
😂🤣😂🤣
More like blue paint CHUNKS!🤣
Curse you, Andy!!! Now I need bleach for my eyes!!!
If you contact the "presently" White House, you'll be happy to know "Doctor Kildare" Donald has some surplus bleach available. Each bottled Kash donation will be exchanged for the bleach. "Dr.Kildare", long known for playing doctor, will get his remedy on.
Is the bleach leftover from when he was treating COVID?? LOL! I sure miss the old Dr. Kildare, Dr, Ben Casey, and Dr. Marcus Welby days, when doctors knew what they were talking about (not like "Dr.'"Oz and "Dr." Brainworm, Jr.)
I thought Marco preferred Doc Martens. It seemed like a good fit.
I can’t process this image on Monday morning.
😂You’ve ruined my breakfast! 😉Notwithstanding, I still think you’re the funniest man in America ! 😂💕
❤️❤️❤️
New diet craze:
1) read this before breakfast
2) imagine Trump (in the buff) joining him.
3) The pounds dissappear as you won't eat for a week
Although, If Trump joined him, there wouldn’t be any water left in the pool.
make sure the horrible orange man needs to know he has to dive in
I can't get past the first comment, BTAM . . . just reading the second comment made me urp
I agree 👍
It's okay from my point of view. It's quite possible there is more than one reason he's called little Marco. I don't think he even has huevos or cojones.
Solamente frijoles pequeñitos.
Frijoles rojos o negros? I need to know which one to stop eating...........
Egads! I know not! Does this mean no more refried beans for me? Wah!
I will not allow this administration to take away my refried beans - that's a hard no!
Gotta agree! To prevent the derailing and horror caused by mental images of being flashed by Little Marco's little beans, I will do some hardcore LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-ing at the top of my lungs whilst preparing my refried black beans con jalapenos.
He has apparently placed them in "cold" storage for the duration of the current administration.
¡Abrazos y besos por esa brillante tontería!
Floofie, I'm envious of your knowledge of Spanish!
It was definitely worth the laugh. Especially, as usual, the last line. Even if that image is worse. Love the Florsheim flippers, too.
At least it wasn't Steve Bannon.
URP!
Where has Bannon been? Hanging out with Elon? Maybe Rudy? Ah, those were the days.
Another case of small blessings, hahahaha
Be thankful for small victories. Besides, JD was busy being humiliated by tRump, the Orange Odium, when tRump threatened to kill the Iranian Negotiators and occupy their country. You just can’t make this stuff up!
I'm sure Jay Deviance is keeping receipts
Actually I loved the image of swimming with the Florsheim flippers😂🤣😂
Yeppers, and doing the backstroke whilst using them! Which *blush* means his naughty bits (if not covered in algae slime and blue paint flakes) were delightfully flashing the public for the duration of this exposé.
Some confused it with a small submarine with periscope up.
Very small indeed.
it wouldn't have been complete without the Florsheims.
We laughed out loud when we read that !!!
I am NOT thanking you for this nightmare mental image that I cannot now unsee!
imagine how Harland's family felt!
Don't apologize, I would have been disappointed if you left out the Florsheims. What a legacy for Rubio.
Rubio and every other coward that didn't even have the courage to mention those cheap shoes haven't been made in America for a long time. And WTF gives shoes ?
Maybe the moron thought he was stepping it up by not giving slippers ?
Aggggghhhhh!!!!
Boy howdy, you said it for all of us!!!
That’s something ya just can’t unsee!😖
Too late.... omg....
It's not a pretty picture for sure.
Andy, I accept your apology, although I was enjoying the image😂.
Trump has deployed the National Guard to keep people from taking bits of his failed paint job but would not deploy the National Guard on January 6th to protect democracy.
Gots to get your priorities in order there, Al.
🤣😂🤣😂
He deployed the National Guard so tourists wouldn’t take the peeled paint as The Great Orange grifter wants to sue his friend and then sell the peeled paint with a certificate of authenticity. He has assigned RFK jr. to figure out how to use the green algae for medical use,
Listergreen mouthwash.
<snort laugh>
RFKjr SMOOTHIES!🤣💚
Gatorade Jello shooters for everyone!
Paint chips Al ,paint chips, we're talking national treasure here, get on board. Gotta think like the greatest president.
first ever: <thunderous standing ovation>
The Florsheims poking out of the water was quite the image! Trump could’ve returned Stephen Miller back to his natural environment although all ducks would be at risk.
Reports of unusual sightings beneath the muck and murk have been noted, indeed…
https://sylvestercat.substack.com/p/the-unibubbler-strikes-again
That picture of SM was inspired. Also true representation.
An even better image is Stephen Miller being forcefully shoved into the pool.
The biggest winners from Trump’s new reflecting pool may be scuba divers. For years they had to travel to coral reefs and shipwrecks—now they can train for underwater treasure hunts right in Washington. Give it a few months and divers will be recovering lost golf balls, misplaced executive orders, and maybe even a few campaign promises from the bottom of the pool.
And the spines of the Congress.
What spines?
#Coelenterate
They won't until the Democrats get control then watch
The Epstein files? (Gah! I hope not! Not much use soggy & scummy.)
Some of the original Epstein files
Scum in the scum. There's room for all of them.
Nailed it.
It struck me last week while watching the coverage of the opening of the Obama Presidential Center that the ACTUAL leader of our American Democracy at this moment in time is Barack Obama. Actually I think and feel that Michele Obama is an equal co-leader here. President Obama is everything that djt is not: intelligent, honest, compassionate, respected, inspiring, truthful, courageous, a LEADER. For me, an older, privileged, thin white guy, President Obama now carries the moral and ethical banner last entrusted to Martin Luther King Jr. POTUS Obama has never claimed nor sought such a mental, it has just found him and it fits him perfectly. President Obama is my president now not the orange slime bag who loves algae.
There was an internet meme going around: “it is amazing that the best presidential orator in this generation is only the second best public speaker in his family.”
Stephen Brady, YES, and what it says about the President that he looks at her, beaming with love and pride, every time she outshines him!
<appreciative applause> I look forward to see what Sasha and Malia do in the future (hoping they continue their parents service . . .?)
YES to all you stated so very well!!! Couple more adjectives: humane, decent and dignified.
Btw, I think you mean mantle, not mental. An autocorrect whoopsy daisy?
I wasn't going to watch the coverage, but divine intervention made me grateful I did. It's been so long since I've been inspired and hopeful; we've all seen better days, but hope keeps us plugging on to find them again. Thank you to the Obamas, for their grace, sacrifice and decency.
Well ,now we know why they call him "Little Marco."
lol
I was thinking while unable to sleep last night that perhaps Mr. Borowitz should take over the Late Night show. I don't think anyone working in the present regime would understand the humor of Andy, so we'd all be safe from t'rumps censure.
I have a better gig
Yup, you DO!
That vision could be worse. Could be a synchronized swimming team. I have a hard time choosing which swimmers to include, but I´d definitely throw in Markwaynebillybob, just for his name alone.
Steven Cheung (aka ODD Job), sex-on-a-stick Howard Lutnick.........
I vote for cheerleaders. Hmmm, let's go trad & choose women & Lindsey Graham to be on that cheer team.
OK we could start with ruthless hag and alternative fact Kelly-Anne Conway.......
love "ruthless hag"
make sure he brings his princess flashlight, so we can see him at night
LOL LOL LOL!!
<snort laugh>
Noem's husband to serve as a life saver.....he floats.
Love that … along with the new Mrs. Bezos. Guess they could be the lifeguards.
<snort laugh AND caffeine spew> I was not prepared for your post!
The oversized Florsheim shoes was the defining element.
I enjoyed that picture in my mind so darned MUCH!!
Gives new meaning to that old movie, "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" only in Marco's case he's green and always will be.
Green with inexperience? Envy? Fear? Slime?
All of the above.
Lack of a tissue?
Oi, this conjures some really nasty images!
jealousy... that Jay Deviance wasn't assigned the task?
So green with petulant pissiness?
Engineers determine pool must be drained to fix. To save time, Trump offers to empty pool by demonstrating cannonball.
👏👏👏
Breaking News, Nation Wide!
ISWYDT!
Because he’s incapable of performing the Triple Lindy.
😂😂😂Brilliant😂😂😂 and reading through the comments, little marco and his florsheim flippers along with shrinkage and miller the swamp creature, well..😂😂😂.I'm laughing so hard my eyes are streaming! And it is ONLY Monday. Bless Harland for making the trip to DC from Ohio. Indeed...at least it was not jd who prefers a couch to green slime!😂😂😂
Cage match in the pool!! Marco v Pee Wee German!!
Yes! I would actually place a bet on that match!
Gazing wistfully at the pool, Grab Em by the Crotch Donald said, " I'd volunteer myself if I didn't have bone spurs."
Omg shrinkage.
Oh my goodness, what a sight! Do Florsheims float?
Let's ask David Letterman. Remember his skit "Will it sink or will it float?" I can hear Paul Schaffer singing the intro in my head!🤣