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Jan 03, 2025
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Moments after Judge Juan Merchan announced Friday afternoon that Donald J. Trump would be sentenced on January 10, Trump predicted that he would draw the biggest crowd ever for the sentencing of a president.

“This is going to be one for the record books,” Trump boasted. “George Washington…

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