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Trump Promises to Rename Washington Monument After Arnold Palmer

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Andy Borowitz
Oct 21, 2024
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MILWAUKEE (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump told supporters at a rally on Monday that if elected he will rename the Washington Monument after the legendary golfer Arnold Palmer.

“Arnold Palmer was a great American, and possibly the biggest American,” he declared.

“Unlike Arnie, George Washington had no body parts worth re…

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