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Oct 22, 2024
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FEASTERVILLE-TREVOSE, PA (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the selection process “rigged,” Donald J. Trump refused on Tuesday to accept that he was not chosen Employee of the Month at a McDonald’s where he briefly worked over the weekend.

“I’ve been treated very unfairly by McDonald’s,” he complained to repo…

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