Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole

Tom Homan (R) said he would assume Greg Bovino’s post but not his helmet. (Scott Olson and Win McNamee/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Taking decisive action to stem a spiraling crisis, on Tuesday the White House replaced an asshole with a different asshole.

Stephen Miller, widely regarded as the senior asshole in the Trump administration, …