Trump Says Andrew's Arrest Sets Dangerous Precedent of Pedophiles Facing Consequences

Trump refused to comment on the character of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, stating, “I never met him.” (Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A visibly shaken Donald J. Trump told reporters on Thursday that the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor set a dangerous precedent of pedophiles facing consequences.

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