Glenn Ebo Perry on The Borowitz Report

[Glenn Ebo Perry]

OK. Pulling out the stops:

You’ll have heard of fair Juliet,

Tragic Ophelia,

But my favorite Shakespearean dame is named Celia.

And I forewith declare, in defiance of myth,

I shall have as my goddess,

Henceforth and herewith,

That charming Substacker yclept

Celia Smith.

[Celia Smith]

I love you, Glen Ebo Perry

[L. R. Abramson]

Doesn't he make your heart yodel?

[Celia Smith]

Yodelodelayeehooooo!