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Trump Says He Will Be Too Senile to Debate in Late October

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Andy Borowitz
Sep 26, 2024
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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Explaining his claim that a second debate with Kamala Harris would be “too late,” Donald J. Trump said on Thursday that he expects to be “way too senile” by the end of October.

“People are saying that they can’t understand a thing I’m saying, and, quite frankly, neither can I,” he said. “I’m like R…

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