Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hailing his executive order that welcomes “the extremely oppressed white people of South Africa” to America’s shores, Donald J. Trump said on Thursday that the move would help alleviate the US’s severe shortage of racists.
“We have a racist shortage in this country like you wouldn’t bel…