Trump Screens VP Candidates for any Worrisome Signs of Self-esteem
PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Now in the final stages of choosing a running mate, Donald J. Trump is screening potential picks for any troubling signs of self-esteem, a campaign staffer confirmed on Tuesday.
“In terms of a total lack of self-worth, Mike Pence set the bar pretty high,” the staffer said. “If he had been…