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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein

Jul 17, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that “enough is enough,” on Thursday Donald J. Trump signed an executive order banning the use of the word “Epstein.”

Although he provided few details as to how the order would be enforced, Trump hinted that anyone found using the word “Epstein” could be deport…

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