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Trump Starts Selling Trump Eggs for $60 an Egg

Mar 12, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Offering a new must-have collectible for the MAGA faithful, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump began selling Trump Eggs (TM) at a price of $60 an egg.

Trump called his offer a “rare chance to own eggs that were inspected by the USDA before RFK Jr. fired all the egg inspectors.”

The eggs, which are being sol…

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