Trump Threatens to Deport Chickens Unless They Lower Price of Eggs
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the birds’ behavior “a disgrace,” on Thursday Donald J. Trump threatened to deport the nation’s chickens unless they act immediately to lower the price of eggs.
“We are not going to be held ransom by some birds that are, quite frankly, disgusting,” he said. “This should never be allowed to …