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Trump Travel Ban Unnecessary After Rest of World Shows Zero Interest in Coming to Shithole Country

Trump Travel Ban Unnecessary After Rest of World Shows Zero Interest in Coming to Shithole Country

Jun 05, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s sweeping travel ban has proven totally unnecessary as the rest of the world has shown no interest in visiting what it deems to be a shithole country, travel experts confirmed on Thursday.

“When people plan vacations, they usually avoid countries with …

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