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Trump Urges Vatican to Select New Pope from Cast of "Fox & Friends"

Apr 21, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Arguing that “it’s the smartest way to go,” Donald J. Trump urged the Vatican on Monday to select the next pope from the cast of “Fox & Friends.”

“You want to have a pope who’s good on TV,” Trump said. “The ‘Fox & Friends’ people are the best TV people in the business.”

Trump seemed to disqualify co…

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