Trump Vows to Ban Menstruation
DETROIT (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “the most disgusting thing Democrats ever came up with,” Donald J. Trump told supporters on Friday that as president he would ban menstruation.
“Crazy Kamala, Tampon Tim, and the far-left Democrats are in favor of this terrible thing,” he said. “They’re even providing supplies for it.”
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