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Trump Will Hate This

And you’ll love it.

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Andy Borowitz
Nov 28, 2025
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Today your inbox is crammed with Black Friday deals. But how many of them are guaranteed to piss off Donald Trump aka Metamucilini?

If there’s one thing Trump fears more than sharks, windmills, and E. Jean Carroll, it’s books.

That’s why I’m delighted to announce that I’ve teamed up with Bookshop.org to create TBR Bookshop, where…

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