Trump’s Chinese Bibles Taking Jobs away from American Bibles
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—News that Donald J. Trump’s $60 Bibles were printed in China has infuriated American Bibles, who on Wednesday accused the foreign-made Holy Books of stealing jobs from them.
In a brief statement, the American Bibles wrote, “China is beating us at Bibles. Chinese Bibles …