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Trump’s Chinese Bibles Taking Jobs away from American Bibles

Oct 10, 2024
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—News that Donald J. Trump’s $60 Bibles were printed in China has infuriated American Bibles, who on Wednesday accused the foreign-made Holy Books of stealing jobs from them.

In a brief statement, the American Bibles wrote, “China is beating us at Bibles. Chinese Bibles …

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