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Trump's Tariff on Aluminum Would Hike Price of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hat

Feb 11, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s tariff on imported aluminum would result in a major price increase for Marjorie Taylor’s hat, the Georgia congresswoman said on Tuesday.

“When I learned that President Trump was slapping a tariff on aluminum, I felt betrayed,” Greene told reporters. “Like millions of his suppo…

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