Unidentified Drones Pose Smaller Threat than Pete Hegseth
NEW JERSEY (The Borowitz Report)—The unidentified drones spotted over New Jersey pose a significantly smaller risk to public safety than Pete Hegseth does, a prominent drone expert said on Tuesday.
Davis Logsdon, a researcher at the University of Minnesota who studies drones of unknown origin, said that “on a scale of one to ten, with ten being most thre…