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Dec 17, 2024
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NEW JERSEY (The Borowitz Report)—The unidentified drones spotted over New Jersey pose a significantly smaller risk to public safety than Pete Hegseth does, a prominent drone expert said on Tuesday.

Davis Logsdon, a researcher at the University of Minnesota who studies drones of unknown origin, said that “on a scale of one to ten, with ten being most thre…

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