Vance Advocates Posting Ten Commandments Inside Uterus
PITTSBURGH (The Borowitz Report)—Calling the measure “long overdue,” JD Vance on Wednesday proposed posting the Ten Commandments inside every American uterus.
“Thanks to the woke mob, American kids today are being exposed to a godless society,” Vance alleged. “Having access to the Ten Commandments in utero will get them started o…