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Vance Attacks Cats Who Do Not Have Kittens

Vance Attacks Cats Who Do Not Have Kittens

Aug 30, 2024
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PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—The Trump campaign on Friday was scrambling to contain the damage from newly-unearthed comments by JD Vance in which he disparaged cats who choose not to have kittens.

The GOP vice-presidential nominee’s blistering attack on “kittenless cats” occurred during a 2023 podcast appearance in which Van…

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