Vance Turns Stories He Creates Into Sci-Fi Trilogy

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Calling himself “a master storyteller on a par with Arthur C. Clarke, Philip K. Dick, and Frank Herbert,” JD Vance revealed on Tuesday that he is turning the stories he has created on the campaign trail into a sci-fi trilogy.

Called “Wokemare,” the books depict  “a dystopia ruled by a lib…