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Aug 18, 2024
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JD Vance has had four different names. Last week I asked you to rename him yet again.

Over a thousand of you submitted entries—almost all of them spectacularly immature!

From that thousand I’ve chosen five finalists—and now it’s up to you, TBR readers, to pick the winner.

Here are our amazing finalists:

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