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Mar 26, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Defending his decision to use an insecure messaging app to discuss classified war plans, National Security Advisor Mike Waltz said on Wednesday that he chose Signal because it offered more emojis.

“Those sleazebags at The Atlantic are acting like using Signal is some kind of scandal,” Wal…

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