Walz Challenges Vance to Change a Tire
DURHAM, NC (The Borowitz Report)—Turning up the heat on his Republican counterpart, on Thursday Gov. Tim Walz challenged Sen. JD Vance to change a tire.
“I’ve driven in the dead of night outside Duluth when it’s twenty below and the wind chill coming off Lake Superior makes it feel like thirty,” Walz told supporters i…