Walz Demolished Vance, According to Poll of Cats
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Tim Walz trounced Senator JD Vance in Tuesday night’s vice-presidential debate, according to an instant poll of cats.
Ninety-eight percent of cats who watched the debate said that Walz won, despite Vance’s having whiskers and eye makeup that made him slightly resemble a cat.
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