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May 30, 2025
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This is a feel-good story with a feel-bad beginning.

It starts on Election Night.

Like millions of people around the world, my wife, Olivia, and I watched the election returns with rising horror. Meanwhile, our dog, Cookie, employed a much better strategy, remaining unconscious throughout the shitshow.

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