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What Gift Should Clarence Thomas Get on Father’s Day?

TBR Q&A

Jun 16, 2024
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Welcome to the first installment of TBR Q&A, where I answer your most probing questions.

Today I field your queries on topics ranging from the perfect Father’s Day gift for Clarence Thomas to Trump’s shocking cognitive decline. Let’s get started!

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