Melania, catching up on her sleep during Trump’s birthday parade. Incredibly, the squeaky tanks didn’t wake her up. (Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty Images)
Welcome to the first-ever TBR Caption Contest!
Last week I asked readers to submit captions for this amazing photo of Melania slumbering during her husband’s birthday parade. You responded with a massive number of entries—many of them sublimely immature and filthy!
I have winnowed down the submissions to five finalists, and am asking you to vote for your favorite.
