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Are You Thankful For This?

TBR Thanksgiving Special

Nov 28, 2024
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Friends,

You might not think you have something to be thankful for this year, but you do: you’re not Matt Gaetz, and you never will be.

But you have something even more precious to be thankful for—and I reveal it in the following true story.

Warning: the video is graphic and contains strong language—and if that won’t make you watch it, I don’t know what …

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