Are You Thankful For This?
TBR Thanksgiving Special
Friends,
You might not think you have something to be thankful for this year, but you do: you’re not Matt Gaetz, and you never will be.
But you have something even more precious to be thankful for—and I reveal it in the following true story.
Warning: the video is graphic and contains strong language—and if that won’t make you watch it, I don’t know what will.
Happy Thanksgiving and all my love,
Andy
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I went through a very similar surgery a couple of years ago and found your story just wonderful. When my surgeon told me I needed that procedure I told him that was not possible, since I didn’t have shoes to match the bag. The guy never even smiled. Some people.
I am thankful you survived to help the rest of us survive with your informative yet upbeat take on the crazy world we live in. And thank you to Dr. Ho who really decided to work harder this time to make the world a better place to live.
Happy Thanksgiving Andy!