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Will Pam Bondi Go to Prison?

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Andy Borowitz
Apr 27, 2025
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Can the attorney general of the United States go to prison?

The answer, of course, is yes: John Mitchell, who served under Richard M. Nixon, later served 19 months in federal prison for crimes related to Watergate.

Will the heinous Pam Bondi follow in his footsteps?

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