Workmen Begin Putting E. Jean Carroll’s Name on Trump Tower

Carroll expresses delight as the workmen toss Trump’s name in a dumpster. (Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what was widely regarded as the ultimate humiliation of Donald J. Trump, on Monday workmen in midtown Manhattan began putting writer E. Jean Carroll’s name on Trump Tower.

The name-change was mandated after Carroll rejec…