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Will Trump Fire JD Vance?

Will Trump Fire JD Vance?

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Jul 28, 2024
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Vance’s approval rating is almost as low as Hillbilly Elegy’s score on Rotten Tomatoes. (Ann Wong/Getty Images)

JD Vance is Donald Trump’s latest and hairiest lackey. He’s gone from calling Trump “America’s Hitler” to running as his vice fuhrer.

But Vance’s embarrassing performances on the campaign trail and abysmal poll numbers have ignited speculation that Trump will soon turn JD into a Hillbilly Effigy.

Will Trump fire his woeful apprentice? The following cautionary tale won’t give Vance much reassurance.

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