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Zelenskyy Agrees to Hold Immediate Election and Run for President of United States

Zelenskyy Agrees to Hold Immediate Election and Run for President of United States

Feb 19, 2025
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KIEV (The Borowitz Report)—Bowing to Donald J. Trump’s demand, on Wednesday Volodymyr Zelenskyy said he would call an immediate election with the condition that it be held in the United States and he be permitted to run for president.

“For almost 250 years, the USA has been a beacon of democracy and freedom,” he said. “It should h…

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