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Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump

Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump

Jun 06, 2025
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KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold attempt at high-stakes diplomacy, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy offered on Friday to broker a peace deal between Elon Musk and Donald J. Trump.

“It is time for the fighting to stop,” Zelenskyy said to Musk and Trump. “And I am willing to make the ultimate sacrifice: sitting in the same room as the two of you…

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