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Zelenskyy Offers to Lend Trump Cards

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Andy Borowitz
May 27, 2026
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to improve Donald J. Trump’s woefully weak negotiating position with Iran, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy made a surprise visit to the White House on Wednesday to lend him some cards.

“For four years, my country has fought a much larger adversary to a standstill, while for thr…

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