Zelenskyy Suggests Trump Give Florida to Russia
KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—Giving helpful advice ahead of peace talks in Alaska, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy suggested on Monday that Donald J. Trump offer Vladimir Putin “full sovereignty” over the state of Florida.
“If you are considering some kind of ‘land swap’ for peace, Florida should be on the table,” Zelenskyy …
