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JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor

JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor

Sep 02, 2024
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LANSING (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance stirred controversy on Monday by suggesting that Labor Day be a celebration of “women who go through labor.”

“The woke mob has distorted the true meaning of Labor Day,” Vance told supporters in Michigan. “Honoring workers might please people who work for a living, but it doesn’t delight me …

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