Trump Watches Musk’s Speech to Congress From Last Row
Andy Borowitz covers tonight's address to Congress — with Trump sitting in the back of room. Read the full report below. -
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump watched Elon Musk’s historic address to Congress Tuesday night from the last row of the House chamber.
Striking a menacing tone, Musk threatened to mount lavishly funded primary campaigns against congressional Republicans unless they gave him a standing ovation after every line in …
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