"Andy Borowitz covers tonight's address to Congress — with Trump sitting in the back of room. Read the full report below."
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump watched Elon Musk’s historic address to Congress Tuesday night from the last row of the House chamber.
Striking a menacing tone, Musk threatened to mount lavishly funded primary campaigns against congressional Republicans unless they gave him a standing ovation after every line in …
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