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Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
"This turkey is a terrible person," Trump said.
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Nixon Reacts to Trump’s Epstein Cover-up
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Nov 23
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Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
"My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.
Nov 20
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Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
“Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”
Nov 19
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The Child Rape Allegations Against Trump: New Information
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Nov 19
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The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
Warning: This post contains upsetting content.
Nov 18
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Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
Karoline Leavitt denied that alcohol played “any role” in the cosmetics mishap.
Nov 17
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Who Will Replace MTG in Trump's Clown Car?
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Nov 16
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She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
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Nov 13
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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him
The booing fans were "paid by Soros," he claimed.
Nov 12
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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist
He thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free.
Nov 12
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