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And you’ll love it.
19 hrs ago • 
Andy Borowitz
How to Gaslight Your MAGA Relatives on Thanksgiving
Helpful tips!
Nov 27 • 
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WTF to be Thankful For: Salty Wisdom from Susie Essman
The Andy Borowitz Show
Nov 26 • 
Andy Borowitz
26:02
Warning: This Post Contains Adorable Puppies
Do not share this with Kristi Noem.
Nov 25 • 
Andy Borowitz
Trump Refuses to Pardon Turkey After it Fails to Bribe Him
"This turkey is a terrible person," Trump said.
Nov 24 • 
Andy Borowitz
Nixon Reacts to Trump’s Epstein Cover-up
TBR Sunday Read
Nov 23 • 
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Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
"My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.
Nov 20 • 
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Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
“Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”
Nov 19 • 
Andy Borowitz
The Child Rape Allegations Against Trump: New Information
The Andy Borowitz Show
Nov 19 • 
Andy Borowitz
 and 
Tara Palmeri
23:43
The Epstein Story That Corporate Media Won't Touch
Warning: This post contains upsetting content.
Nov 18 • 
Andy Borowitz
Hegseth Rushed to Walter Reed Hospital After Poking Eye With Mascara Brush
Karoline Leavitt denied that alcohol played “any role” in the cosmetics mishap.
Nov 17 • 
Andy Borowitz
Who Will Replace MTG in Trump's Clown Car?
TBR Sunday Read
Nov 16 • 
Andy Borowitz
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