Archive - The Borowitz Report

She Kicked Trump's Ass

A national treasure.

7 hrs ago

Trump Claims Migrants Kidnapped Everyone Who Was Coming to His Parade

“They grabbed them off the street like they were cats and dogs,” Trump alleged.

Jun 18

Nowhere in the World to Run

A mother's hell.

Jun 17

Trump’s Worst Nightmare Just Came True

A great day for democracy.

Jun 16

Failure on Parade

Trump threw himself a $45 million birthday party and nobody came.

Jun 15

Misty About Kristi

TBR Sunday Read

Jun 15

Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels

“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.

Jun 14

Let’s Celebrate Trump’s Birthday with a Military Trial

The Andy Borowitz Show

Jun 14

28:26

An ode to Kristi

Jun 13

The World Class Cowards of ABC News

The ongoing surrender of corporate media.

Jun 12

Emergency Episode: TACO FELL!

The Andy Borowitz Show

Jun 11

25:11

Trump Sends Stephen Miller to L.A. to Act as Human Repellant

“No one empties a room faster than Stephen,” Trump said.

Jun 10

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