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She Kicked Trump's Ass
A national treasure.
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Trump Claims Migrants Kidnapped Everyone Who Was Coming to His Parade
“They grabbed them off the street like they were cats and dogs,” Trump alleged.
Jun 18
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Nowhere in the World to Run
A mother's hell.
Jun 17
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Trump’s Worst Nightmare Just Came True
A great day for democracy.
Jun 16
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Failure on Parade
Trump threw himself a $45 million birthday party and nobody came.
Jun 15
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Misty About Kristi
TBR Sunday Read
Jun 15
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Trump’s Parade Called Off After Hegseth Accidentally Invites Houthi Rebels
“I did not text parade plans,” a defiant Hegseth said.
Jun 14
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Let’s Celebrate Trump’s Birthday with a Military Trial
The Andy Borowitz Show
Jun 14
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Noem Poem
An ode to Kristi
Jun 13
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The World Class Cowards of ABC News
The ongoing surrender of corporate media.
Jun 12
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Emergency Episode: TACO FELL!
The Andy Borowitz Show
Jun 11
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Trump Sends Stephen Miller to L.A. to Act as Human Repellant
“No one empties a room faster than Stephen,” Trump said.
Jun 10
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