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King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.
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MAGA’s Worst Nightmare
Watch now | The Andy Borowitz Show
Sep 14
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Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
Informing Patel of his decision in a brief phone call, Trump reportedly said, “Sorry, Kash—we’re going deer.”
Sep 12
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Trump Claims Hunter Biden Traveled Back in Time to Forge Epstein Drawing
“There’s nothing Hunter can’t do with his laptop,” Trump told reporters.
Sep 11
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Who Should Trump Fear? Grandmothers.
A masterclass in resistance.
Sep 9
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Trump Furious at Having to Pay All His Hard-earned Bribes to E. Jean Carroll
Plus: Trump explains why Epstein drawing can't be his work.
Sep 9
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Did JD Vance Really Say That?
People are saying he did.
Sep 8
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The Psychiatrist Who Warned About Trump
The Andy Borowitz Show
Sep 7
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Trump Revamps the Smithsonian Art Collection
Out with the woke, in with the joke.
Sep 4
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Trump Orders Cabinet to Wear Three Pairs of Tube Socks to Make His Ankles Look Normal
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt attempted to downplay Trump’s demand.
Sep 3
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Andy here...
With some exciting news!
Sep 2
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August 2025

Trump Just Got Punched in the Face
The Andy Borowitz Show
Aug 29
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