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TBR Book Club
 • Andy Borowitz
Obama Offers to Help Trump Craft Nuclear Deal with Iran
“I hear you're having trouble keeping Iran from getting nukes,” Obama reportedly told Trump. “I have some ideas about how you might get that done.”
 • Andy Borowitz
Vance Scolds Iran: “Trump Made You Rich off the Strait of Hormuz and You Haven’t Said Thank You Once”
Negotiations broke down after Vance lectured the Iranians.
 • Andy Borowitz
Ghost of Pope Francis to Viktor Orban: “I Warned You Not to Let Vance Near You”
“What kind of idiot are you?” the late pontiff asked.
 • Andy Borowitz
Is it Closing Time for Lindsey Graham?
TBR Midterms HQ
 • Andy Borowitz
BREAKING: Another Statement From Melania
In the early hours of Friday, when everyone else at the White House was fast asleep, Melania Trump made the following statement.
 • Andy Borowitz
Iran Allows Ship Loaded With Epstein Files Through Strait of Hormuz
Although Iran is charging vessels millions for safe passage through the Strait, “We are sending the Epstein files through free of charge,” they said.
 • Andy Borowitz
Trump Gives Himself Two Weeks to Invent New Distraction from Epstein Files
“Threatening to annihilate a nation of 90 million people worked for about a day, but now I need to come up with something else,” Trump said.
 • Andy Borowitz
Iran Offers Strait in Exchange for Straitjacket
The offer drew enthusiastic praise from over a hundred world leaders.
 • Andy Borowitz
Trump’s Bizarre Easter Post? He Didn’t Write it.
An investigation.
 • Andy Borowitz
The Art of War by Donald J. Trump
TBR Sunday Read
 • Carlos Greaves
Iran Says It Has Started to Achieve Regime Change in US
“First Kristi Noem, and now Pam Bondi,” the official Iranian statement read. “The dominoes are falling one by one.”
 • Andy Borowitz
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