Archive - The Borowitz Report

Bondi Calls Epstein List as Non-existent as Trump’s Healthcare Plan

“The Epstein List is not even a concept of a list,” she said.

13 hrs ago

Bezos Struggles to Return Wedding Gifts to Amazon

The newlywed has failed “repeatedly” to get a customer service representative to speak to him.

Jul 9

DOJ Finds Man in Photo with Epstein was Actually Biden

Trump said that the Epstein photo proved “Joe Biden’s crimes are even worse than Hunter’s.”

Jul 8

Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts

“With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied.”

Jul 7

Who Created Trump?

TBR Sunday Read

Jul 6

A New Declaration of Independence from Tyranny

Effective July 4, 2025

Jul 4

God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell

It was a move that many said was long overdue.

Jul 3

Jul 2

Trump Signs Executive Order Changing Meaning of Word Obliterate

He also announced a plan to remove from the English language thousands of what he called “Obama-era long words.”

Jul 1

June 2025

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