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Blue Tsunami Special!
Listen now | The Andy Borowitz Show
Nov 7
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Trump Flees to Argentina
"I can see where this is going," he said.
Nov 6
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Nightmare for Republicans
Watch now | The Andy Borowitz Show
Nov 5
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How Hardcore is Pee-Wee German?
I investigate.
Nov 4
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Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called the sinking of the luxury vessel “an honest mistake.”
Nov 3
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October 2025
Things That Go Trump in the Night
Metamucilini's Worst Nightmares
Oct 31
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Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants
“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer.
Oct 30
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A National Guardsman Stands Up to Trump
Listen now | The Andy Borowitz Show
Oct 29
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Secret to Happiness
Try this.
Oct 28
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Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau
The First Lady's move has further imperiled relations between the US and its northern neighbor.
Oct 27
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Boo, Loser!
TBR Sunday Read
Oct 26
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Mike Johnson Has no Comment After Trump Demolishes His Home
Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom.
Oct 23
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