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Bondi Calls Epstein List as Non-existent as Trump’s Healthcare Plan
“The Epstein List is not even a concept of a list,” she said.
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Bezos Struggles to Return Wedding Gifts to Amazon
The newlywed has failed “repeatedly” to get a customer service representative to speak to him.
Jul 9
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DOJ Finds Man in Photo with Epstein was Actually Biden
Trump said that the Epstein photo proved “Joe Biden’s crimes are even worse than Hunter’s.”
Jul 8
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DOJ Finds Man in Photo with Epstein was Actually Biden
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Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
“With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied.”
Jul 7
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Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
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Who Created Trump?
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Jul 6
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A New Declaration of Independence from Tyranny
Effective July 4, 2025
Jul 4
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God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell
It was a move that many said was long overdue.
Jul 3
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God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell
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Andy here…
Amazing News!
Jul 2
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Andy here…
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Trump Signs Executive Order Changing Meaning of Word Obliterate
He also announced a plan to remove from the English language thousands of what he called “Obama-era long words.”
Jul 1
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June 2025
Supreme Court Rules That it no Longer Exists
The conservative majority unwittingly downsized themselves, legal experts said.
Jun 30
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Melania Caption Contest Winner!
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Jun 29
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Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding After Tent from Amazon Basics Collapses
Venetians who had protested the wedding’s presence in their city erupted in jubilation.
Jun 27
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