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Ghislaine Maxwell Becomes Only Person in America Who Has Not Seen Trump Act Inappropriately
The amazing feat has landed the former socialite in the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Nice Try, Ghislaine!
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Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General
"Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn't. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam."
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DC Residents Less Afraid of Homeless Than of Running into Stephen Miller
Plus: Trump invents a new African country.
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Zelenskyy Asks Trump to Give Ukraine Same Protection He Gives Pedophiles
“The Ukrainian people ask you to stand strong with them, just as you have stood strong in your refusal to release the Epstein files.”
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Trump Freaks Out After Nobel Peace Prize Form Asks If Applicant Ever Used Troops Against Own Citizens
Trump argued that the Nobel application was treating him “very unfairly.”
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Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska
“I had a good run," the former governor said.
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Trump's Secret Role Model
TBR Sunday Read
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Russian Lures Confused Old Man to Alaska in Elder Scam
“We’re afraid the Russian will trick him into signing something away," said an associate of the geriatric dupe.
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Citizens of DC Demand Republicans Leave Immediately
Residents accuse the Republicans of participating in an “unprecedented crime wave."
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DC Mayor Says Best Way for Trump to Empty Streets is by Throwing Another Birthday Parade
“Get a bunch of those squeaky old tanks rolling down the streets and you won’t see anyone for miles," Mayor Bowser said.
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Zelenskyy Suggests Trump Give Florida to Russia
"Florida should be on the table,” Zelenskyy said. “With Florida, you have cards.”
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