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Mar 05, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what is being called a historic performance, on Tuesday night Donald J. Trump set a new world record for delivering the longest speech that did not include a single fact.

Congressional Republicans were awestruck by their leader’s ability, at the age of 78, to give such a sustained fact-free or…


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