JD Vance Freaks Out After Tariffs Hike Price of Eyeliner
In his latest article, Andy Borowitz outlines JD Vance's journey through the five stages of grief due to the price hike of his cosmetics -
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest illustration of the tensions roiling the White House, on Tuesday JD Vance reportedly “blew his stack” when he learned that newly instituted tariffs had sent the price of his favorite eyeliner brand soaring.
According to sources, Vance demanded a meeting with Commerce Secretary Howard…
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