I was just going to say that! And her retort was "You could eat off the floor" when she was done. LOL. I'd like to see Leonard Leo, Elon Donnie and Howard Lutnick just to name 4 on their knees. And no electric toothbrushes either.
This is good, but they would just hire an army the size of ICE to do the application for them. I suggest that we make them re-apply in person at this particular DMV in Charlotte,NC, on a Monday morning. If they don't complete the application by 9:00 AM the must return the following Monday.
(Reading over this I have come to realize that I have enjoyed Terry Pratchett too much.)
Brilliant! Failing that, make them re-apply in person, no substitutes allowed, at one, and only one, DMV in each state. Keep the list of the DMVs secret. They just have to go to every single one in their states until they get to the right one. And they have to do it by 9 AM Monday. They have one, and only one, shot at getting it right. If they go to the wrong DMV, they lose their tax cuts forever.
Only time will tell if the normal people will finally see Trump for what he is--a traitor to our country and someone who cares nothing about anyone but himself.
That is THE perfect name for that monster! He looks exactly like a vulture. I think I may change to that from "Goebbels" which I've been using for ages.
There is no problem with private jets. Then could land at the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport. It was used for training commercial pilots. Only 36 miles from Miami. That is where Alligator Auschwitz is located.
They would have to file an official flight plan that is approved by congress. That would take years in some cases. If they divert from that flight plan the gestapo; er INS would hunt them down like the scurvy dogs they are and then put them in Alligator land blinded and let them figure their way out.
They need to be out there wearing the MAGA hats, no sun block, no bug repellant, guarding against the alligators and the pythons. No guns allowed. Or, as an alternative, picking veggies in the Florida heat. picking up trash along Florida highways (there is a lot of trash).
Way back when we were dreaming of T getting consequences for his crimes (lol) I wanted him to pick up trash on the roads, maybe some abandoned houses....
Yeah, he could be assigned to pick up trash. Roads, abandoned buildings, and those small lakes where alligators tend to hang out in, looking for a meal.
Indeed, they are morons. I could go into a long list of things they don't care about, things they have no clue about....but Morons is a great description.
The only problem with that strategy is that many or even most of the current inmates are good and kind people. They probably wouldn’t be willing to treat those who imprisoned them with the same level of evil they have received. Many of them are actual Christians who believe things like “visiting the imprisoned” and “feeding the hungry”. Of course if they did that maybe some hearts would be changed… whoops! Fantasizing again!
Yss. One of the most incredibly heartbreaking stories inside the US. Of course, children are dying all around the planet due to policies of this load of monsters in Washington … tragic beyond measure.
From reading Heather Cox Richardson, the problem wasn't in weather prediction (mostly) but with communicating to the people who needed to know. Also the storm did a sudden escalation, which is probably not predictable.
No Texas government money to build alert systems, Republican Governor Greg Abbott spent it all on the border and National Guard.
To quote Republican Sen. Ernst: Everybody dies sometime!
Yet Abbott's, Paxton's, and Cruz's thoughts and prayers are their to help victims families....
They learned the saying from their support for victims of gun violence, yet will not change the laws to limit the number of guns in Texas killing folks!
Yes! There will be plenty of job openings in farm labor, hospitality, construction, lawn care, domestic service, etc. etc. I chuckle to think of Jeff Bezos handling delivery for Amazon.
We also need to make enlistment in the military, for two years, a requirement for billionaires. Only fair that they defend the country that put them in their ivory towers.
The work requirement makes perfect sense to me. But won't there be some way to get the tax break without the work? I have these bone spurs....................
If you have bone spurs and no military experience then you are a prime candidate to be a hawkish right wing talking head. If you abuse pain meds you are hired!
And they must be required to wear orange jumpsuits...maybe the numbers on them could show the size of their assets and then they could fight over them...could be quite entertaining....
The Orange King left Morristown, NJ last night via a smaller Air force one. This requires the shutdown of highways and roads for an hour around the airport as, not one, not two, but three military helicopters come up from his golf resort in Bedminster. The first, i have to assume, is used for target practice below. The other two are next to each other if they get the call from the first
Right, for golf. How many other golf courses does he own? Why does he need to play in NJ? How 'bout he goes to S. Dakota and plays with Kristi. I am a Jersey Girl, grew up in Wayne, now in Massachusetts. He has no golf courses here that I am aware of. Hope to keep it that way.
...and re-apply for their tax cuts every six months. If they miss their deadline -- poof! They have to pay their "fair share".
Bushwa! Fly 'em to South Sudan!
Or to live WITH the Palestinians👍
1 month in Gaza would teach them alot.
Why not send them there permanently
--but would it sink in?
--where they can use their tennis and golf skills to dodge bombs, bat away
grenades!
No more Ozempic! It'll be great for Donald's weight-loss plan.
That's a thought.
--where they can milk goats and camels!
No, they have to take a walk in the "swamp."
DJT didn't drain the swamp. He turned into a cesspool.
--a backed-up one, extra stinky!
Yes - you'd think he wouldn't squat on the golf course when someone's taking a picture, because the edge of his diaper shows !
Truth!
He drained the swamp and brought them all to Washington with him. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
You mean by Aligator Alcatraz? How about cleaning the prisons with their toothbrushes.
Sally, I like that! Clean toilets with toothbrushes--just like Pvt.Judy Benjamin.
I was just going to say that! And her retort was "You could eat off the floor" when she was done. LOL. I'd like to see Leonard Leo, Elon Donnie and Howard Lutnick just to name 4 on their knees. And no electric toothbrushes either.
And Karoline Leavitt...
Oh yeah, would definitely like to see her on her knees cleaning LOL.
--or refining their license-plate making techniques!
Monthly! And no secretaries allowed; forms must be filled out by claimant...
Reapply every month!
This is good, but they would just hire an army the size of ICE to do the application for them. I suggest that we make them re-apply in person at this particular DMV in Charlotte,NC, on a Monday morning. If they don't complete the application by 9:00 AM the must return the following Monday.
(Reading over this I have come to realize that I have enjoyed Terry Pratchett too much.)
Brilliant! Failing that, make them re-apply in person, no substitutes allowed, at one, and only one, DMV in each state. Keep the list of the DMVs secret. They just have to go to every single one in their states until they get to the right one. And they have to do it by 9 AM Monday. They have one, and only one, shot at getting it right. If they go to the wrong DMV, they lose their tax cuts forever.
YES!!! Perfect.
Aren't they making Medicare recipients fill out paperwork every month? We should impose a "privilege of doing business in America tax."
-a "privilege of doing business for America" tax! To fill out Medicaid, Social Security,
SNAP, etc. coffers.
Yes!
Yep.
The problem with reapplying the tax cuts, it keeps repubs in office! It gets out the vote!
I think Ellen means force them to go through the (wasted) motion of reapplying every month.
Ahh
Only time will tell if the normal people will finally see Trump for what he is--a traitor to our country and someone who cares nothing about anyone but himself.
Don't count on it!
Put them on guard duty at Alligator Auschwitz.
That whole thing about "only one road in, and the only way out is a flight."
Does that mean that any vehicle that travels there has to be airlifted out?
Maybe that's where most of the $150B is going...
Air lift by vulture
Miller's new name?
Miller's real name is just plain old shithead
That is THE perfect name for that monster! He looks exactly like a vulture. I think I may change to that from "Goebbels" which I've been using for ages.
Those work in the Alli Auschwitz.
Ow!
Good one, Diane!!😆
The problem with this is that they all have private jets.
There is no problem with private jets. Then could land at the Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport. It was used for training commercial pilots. Only 36 miles from Miami. That is where Alligator Auschwitz is located.
They could stay for the weekend. In the cages.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dade-Collier_Training_and_Transition_Airport
I thought it was Alligator Alcatraz. Is Alligator Auschwitz its new name, or is there -- horrors! -- a second prison there?
He wants to compare it to Alcatraz, surrounded by shark-infested waters.
WE know it more closely resembles Auschwitz, without the killing equipment we hope
Don't count on that. That's what is coming.
They best sell them, and give the $$$ to Trump.
Otherwise they'll be in South Sudan...
Put the snakes on their jets.
I remember that movie! It scared the heck out of my brother!
Sand in their gas tanks?
Not for long they won’t.
They would have to file an official flight plan that is approved by congress. That would take years in some cases. If they divert from that flight plan the gestapo; er INS would hunt them down like the scurvy dogs they are and then put them in Alligator land blinded and let them figure their way out.
They need to be out there wearing the MAGA hats, no sun block, no bug repellant, guarding against the alligators and the pythons. No guns allowed. Or, as an alternative, picking veggies in the Florida heat. picking up trash along Florida highways (there is a lot of trash).
Trash picking up trash!
Way back when we were dreaming of T getting consequences for his crimes (lol) I wanted him to pick up trash on the roads, maybe some abandoned houses....
Yeah, he could be assigned to pick up trash. Roads, abandoned buildings, and those small lakes where alligators tend to hang out in, looking for a meal.
gators are decerning, they'd spit him out.
Hopefully a lot of chewing in disgust and disbelief, first!!!
The smell of new money would egg those reptiles on!
No water breaks.
Morons Are Governing America
Indeed, they are morons. I could go into a long list of things they don't care about, things they have no clue about....but Morons is a great description.
Or just let the inmates be the guards and the billionaires the inmates!
The only problem with that strategy is that many or even most of the current inmates are good and kind people. They probably wouldn’t be willing to treat those who imprisoned them with the same level of evil they have received. Many of them are actual Christians who believe things like “visiting the imprisoned” and “feeding the hungry”. Of course if they did that maybe some hearts would be changed… whoops! Fantasizing again!
Yes. So true. Most of them!
Or better still look after the care and feeding of the 'gators. (Could call it "gator aid".)
Yes!
Or walk the plank at AA
guard duty???, nah, cleaning the swamp water from the barracks would be better.
Outside the fence. 😇
Oops! Replied without seeing yours first. You get the prize!
No, cleaning the latrines.
Feed the alligators.
Nope. That might trigger their innate sadism
Outside the fence!
How about if we have them clean up the disaster in Texas?
And explain to the parents who lost children why there weren't enough officials to predict the weather?
Yss. One of the most incredibly heartbreaking stories inside the US. Of course, children are dying all around the planet due to policies of this load of monsters in Washington … tragic beyond measure.
Send a message to the folks who believe kids are expendable regardless of economic status that a day of reckoning is coming.
Oh, in the death cult kids are expendable. Save only the fetuses for points with your Hades god.
Yes, Patty! Brilliant!
Yes!!
From reading Heather Cox Richardson, the problem wasn't in weather prediction (mostly) but with communicating to the people who needed to know. Also the storm did a sudden escalation, which is probably not predictable.
And aren't the people who needed to know constantly being told by DT, et al., not to trust the elite experts?
yes they are.
No Texas government money to build alert systems, Republican Governor Greg Abbott spent it all on the border and National Guard.
To quote Republican Sen. Ernst: Everybody dies sometime!
Yet Abbott's, Paxton's, and Cruz's thoughts and prayers are their to help victims families....
They learned the saying from their support for victims of gun violence, yet will not change the laws to limit the number of guns in Texas killing folks!
Exactly.
Complicit, I say!
Yes! There will be plenty of job openings in farm labor, hospitality, construction, lawn care, domestic service, etc. etc. I chuckle to think of Jeff Bezos handling delivery for Amazon.
Wouldn't you like to leave a comment for him, rating his delivery? 😂
Would his new wife rate his delivery?
--only the delivery rate into her private bank accounts!
Depends on what he’s ’delivering.’
Here’s your Gatorade bottle-welcome to the trickledown economy!
Along with his new wife.
--or in a French maid's uniform: lace cap, fishnet stockings....
Yes, these wealth-fare queens need to learn what an honest day’s work is.
Wealth-fare queens - LOVE it!
More than borezontol.
We also need to make enlistment in the military, for two years, a requirement for billionaires. Only fair that they defend the country that put them in their ivory towers.
Or two years of civil service
--working at the DMV or staffing the limited phone lines at Social Security
or the IRS!
Carrying mail.
Musk and Bezos at Camp Pendleton: "Hup, one, two, three, Hup......"
😂🤣
No bones spurs exceptions.
You nailed it again. Second time this early morning.
we could do a Pay Per View while they work!
I'd pay!
Me too!
--with the proceeds to benefit ACLU or some other worthy progressive organization.
Or a “reality” TV series…
That would be the first reality TV series I would watch! No editing!!
Best one so far, Andy. Damn, this BS economic policy is really pissing me off.
The work requirement makes perfect sense to me. But won't there be some way to get the tax break without the work? I have these bone spurs....................
Bone spurs? No problem. We can get you a desk job in the DMV!
You'll be able to rest your high heel spurs on the desk top.
If you have bone spurs and no military experience then you are a prime candidate to be a hawkish right wing talking head. If you abuse pain meds you are hired!
If you use unsecured apps to discuss the country's security plans, you're promoted!
And get drunk and sexually harass women. Shoe in!
We, my friends, don't seem to like Mr. Hegseth, I winder why. All these total incompetents running us into ruin!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those billionaires with bone spurs will be driving carts in warehouses or sitting down,
sewing in sweatshops!
Would you like to become the President of the U.S.?
I dearly love the idea of these guys picking up trash in their Loro Piana duds. Now, THAT's my idea of heaven.
And they must be required to wear orange jumpsuits...maybe the numbers on them could show the size of their assets and then they could fight over them...could be quite entertaining....
assets? or asses? (or both?)
I really should read farther down before I comment. but it is nice that so many think alike.
Yes!
or just the size of their ass....
Yes absolutely ! We have to stop these freeloaders .
The Orange King left Morristown, NJ last night via a smaller Air force one. This requires the shutdown of highways and roads for an hour around the airport as, not one, not two, but three military helicopters come up from his golf resort in Bedminster. The first, i have to assume, is used for target practice below. The other two are next to each other if they get the call from the first
“Get the rapist out of here, repeat, rapist out!”
Almost done with “Not My Type.” Unbelievable.
I should add, my wife provided the two finger salute as the jet flew by us. I just said “bye mother fucker.”
Yet it will take more then that to remove this party.
V for Victory, or one finger on each hand? 🤔
We haven’t had a victory since obama care.
Oh, great idea to shut down the highways and roads around Morristown as people are returning from holiday weekend.
For golf nancy, for golf.
Right, for golf. How many other golf courses does he own? Why does he need to play in NJ? How 'bout he goes to S. Dakota and plays with Kristi. I am a Jersey Girl, grew up in Wayne, now in Massachusetts. He has no golf courses here that I am aware of. Hope to keep it that way.
Dump's code name??? "Not My Type" is on the move....
--or "Orange-Haired Golf-Brain".
good one, Andy
Brilliant!
YES!!!! Go Andy!!!