Thanks for this. I’ve been wondering the same thing?? Little Johnson is the worst house speaker in my 77 years on the planet and we’ve had some bad ones, all Republican.
Hi Grandpappy48 - I’m Old Lady 49, and I wanted to let you know that you’re right on the money. These Republican “speakers”, 2nd in line for the presidency, are mostly brainless sycophants. Thinks Johnson knows what all those words mean? Probably not..
MJ was elected Speaker after countless unsuccessful efforts by his party to select a "compromise candidate".
It's perfectly logical that his party's efforts to devise "compromise legislation" to end The shutdown would also be a disaster -- in this case, setting him up to be selected "NONESSENTIAL EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!"
He could start by relinquishing his premier parking location to MTG🤔
Make a second, tiny version to affix to his front tooth. Do the lettering backward so that, when he's brushing, he'll see AND read his title. And people looking at him will always know what a doltish weasel he is.
I think China should honor tRump and Johnson. They weaken the USA while strengthening China in unimaginable ways. If you're making MTG look good, something's horribly wrong.
I’m the same age as you, @Grandpappy48, and like you, I’ve wondered why he’s still in office. I happily can vote for Little Mikey Johnson as the worst Speaker of the House in my lifetime - maybe even in the history of the country. It’s more challenging to figure who in this administration is the worst - they’re all despicable and openly ignoring their oaths of office, in which they swear to uphold the Constitution. At least we have Andy to tell it like it is.
I'm disturbed, Annette, when I start to wish that John Boehner would return as Speaker. We didn't know what "bad" was back then. He seems like an angel compared to what's there now.
You're right about that one. So many in this Administration are like the bad guys I remember from the cartoons I watched as a child. Boris, Natasha (personified by Tulsi Gabbard), Cruella DeVil (personified by Kristi Noem), Dishonest John, Lex Luthor, Joker, Riddler, etc. And we can add Dr. Evil (as personified by Stephen Miller) to that list.
You got me thinking, Diane Doyle, that perhaps Dump could be Dishonest John with his sack of Dirty Deeds, but Dishonest John has a moustache and his hands are way larger than Dump's hands.
Maybe Boris Badenov would work. The body shape matches, the hands are only slightly larger than Dump's, he's the nationality that Dump favors, and he's always trying to blow up things - change the white-face to orange and we might almost have a match.
Or it might be that Dump is so evil and ugly that he's worse than any villain our childhood animators could imagine.
It's hard to top Newt, but little Johnson has managed to do it. And thanks for the new nickname. I'm going to use little Johnson from now on. It's perfect.
He’s very good at smoothly delivering a lie without blushing, shifting his eyes, or smirking. Especially his latest on NO KINGS DAY 2.0. Of COURSE, we’re against kings because we hate America and love Hamas PLUS we get fat checks from George Soros! We don’t hate America, Mikey; we just CAN’T STAND YOU!
I'll be honest when I read the headline I first thought Andy was going to name Felon 47. But yes Johnson is a sadly worthy subject of being named most useless. Even more sadly is the line behind him to also join the list because they are all feckless cowards & bullies.
And he is refusing to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva, a Democrat from Arizona, who won a special election in late September. He swore in TWO Republicans THE DAY AFTER they won their special elections in Florida back in April. He’s only keeping her out of Congress to stall the Epstein vote. It’s despicable.
It’s like speaker Mitch McConnell blocking then-President Obama’s nomination of a Supreme Court Judge - in February- (too “soon” before an election that October) but making sure to rush through Amy Coney Barrett in October when Dolt45 was in office. Hypocrite much?
It is worse than filthy politics, it’s disregarding the will of the people. That pencil-neck WORKS FOR US!!
Just to make one slight correction to your comment. Moscow Mitch was Senate President, not house speaker. He was and is a piece of shit no matter what he was
Melly Garcia - I would suggest that they are SUPPOSED to work for us. But, they obviously work only for themselves. And right now, doing whatever Dump wants is good for themselves.
The problem is that the man's head is stuck up Trump's ass. DOGE did a quick AI based analysis and determined it would cost 2.8 times his salary to remove his head from Trumps ass. Also, Trump likes it there.
He serves at least one additional function, useful to millions of others, especially aspiring MAGA pols: he is so supremely craven that he serves as a role model for that defining characteristic.
I so agree. They revel in their Abasement. Didn’t meant to cap the word but it is what we are living through. The daily destruction of our finest myths.
Smarmy guy. He begs to have his eyeglasses ripped from his face, & I pray that same bully will smite him. (I don't pray often. The last time was during an earthquake as I huddled under my desk.)
He's not the only religious hypocrite. The whole MAGA electorate belongs in the same category. This is not a Christian nation. There is no such thing. There are only a majority of Christians in a country of humans - bigot or otherwise.
Thanks for this. I’ve been wondering the same thing?? Little Johnson is the worst house speaker in my 77 years on the planet and we’ve had some bad ones, all Republican.
Little Johnson is the connection. DJT now has two little "Johnsons"
And they're both stunningly useless.
OMG, Dave and Patricia!!! Two stunningly useless little "Johnsons"!!!
Thanks for my morning coffee-spitter -- good to start the day with a knee-slapping guffaw.
Hi Grandpappy48 - I’m Old Lady 49, and I wanted to let you know that you’re right on the money. These Republican “speakers”, 2nd in line for the presidency, are mostly brainless sycophants. Thinks Johnson knows what all those words mean? Probably not..
Little Poindexter Bobblehead is probably the most laughable of all of them.
Poindexter Bobblhead! Brilliant
If only he was brainless. His evil brain is a font of malice and lies.
THE ANSWER to AB's QUESTION
MJ was elected Speaker after countless unsuccessful efforts by his party to select a "compromise candidate".
It's perfectly logical that his party's efforts to devise "compromise legislation" to end The shutdown would also be a disaster -- in this case, setting him up to be selected "NONESSENTIAL EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!"
He could start by relinquishing his premier parking location to MTG🤔
I want to give him that plaque!
some of us want to give him the plague!
Good One, Annette! 🤣
For sure for little Johnson. I’m pretty sure the plague is the party in power, republicans, along with dead eyes Stephen Miller?
Make a second, tiny version to affix to his front tooth. Do the lettering backward so that, when he's brushing, he'll see AND read his title. And people looking at him will always know what a doltish weasel he is.
Oh the devious brilliance of this!
I think China should honor tRump and Johnson. They weaken the USA while strengthening China in unimaginable ways. If you're making MTG look good, something's horribly wrong.
Alas, too too true.
I’m the same age as you, @Grandpappy48, and like you, I’ve wondered why he’s still in office. I happily can vote for Little Mikey Johnson as the worst Speaker of the House in my lifetime - maybe even in the history of the country. It’s more challenging to figure who in this administration is the worst - they’re all despicable and openly ignoring their oaths of office, in which they swear to uphold the Constitution. At least we have Andy to tell it like it is.
sad when you think Kevin McCarthy wasn't as bad as Mikey...LOL
I'm disturbed, Annette, when I start to wish that John Boehner would return as Speaker. We didn't know what "bad" was back then. He seems like an angel compared to what's there now.
A consternating argle-bargle if ever there were one.
You're right about that one. So many in this Administration are like the bad guys I remember from the cartoons I watched as a child. Boris, Natasha (personified by Tulsi Gabbard), Cruella DeVil (personified by Kristi Noem), Dishonest John, Lex Luthor, Joker, Riddler, etc. And we can add Dr. Evil (as personified by Stephen Miller) to that list.
Perfect! Let’s all start using those names for the players!
Well done, Diane Doyle. You nailed each one.
Dick Tracy/Trump villains: Mumbles, Itchy, Pruneface.
You got me thinking, Diane Doyle, that perhaps Dump could be Dishonest John with his sack of Dirty Deeds, but Dishonest John has a moustache and his hands are way larger than Dump's hands.
Maybe Boris Badenov would work. The body shape matches, the hands are only slightly larger than Dump's, he's the nationality that Dump favors, and he's always trying to blow up things - change the white-face to orange and we might almost have a match.
Or it might be that Dump is so evil and ugly that he's worse than any villain our childhood animators could imagine.
Perhaps the media could identify him as 'Little Johnson R-WPOS'.
what is WPOS?
I'm guessing here: worhtless piece of sh......
Worthless piece of shit…
It's hard to top Newt, but little Johnson has managed to do it. And thanks for the new nickname. I'm going to use little Johnson from now on. It's perfect.
Contract With America? Little Johnson is a lap dog. Newt was a pit-bull. No offense to K9s intended.
He’s very good at smoothly delivering a lie without blushing, shifting his eyes, or smirking. Especially his latest on NO KINGS DAY 2.0. Of COURSE, we’re against kings because we hate America and love Hamas PLUS we get fat checks from George Soros! We don’t hate America, Mikey; we just CAN’T STAND YOU!
Counting Newt?
Alfred E Newman spent all his childhood earnings and had to go back to work at the only place he could control recesses
Please don’t insult Alfred E. Newman
Effing hilarious -- and so depressingly spot on. Dang that wee weenie!
Bwahahaha!! 👏👏👏
Can't even smile anymore, but damn Andy nailed this one with a sledge hammer.
I'll be honest when I read the headline I first thought Andy was going to name Felon 47. But yes Johnson is a sadly worthy subject of being named most useless. Even more sadly is the line behind him to also join the list because they are all feckless cowards & bullies.
An interesting discombobulation -- cowards & bullies rolled into one hideous combo platter.
And he is refusing to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva, a Democrat from Arizona, who won a special election in late September. He swore in TWO Republicans THE DAY AFTER they won their special elections in Florida back in April. He’s only keeping her out of Congress to stall the Epstein vote. It’s despicable.
It’s like speaker Mitch McConnell blocking then-President Obama’s nomination of a Supreme Court Judge - in February- (too “soon” before an election that October) but making sure to rush through Amy Coney Barrett in October when Dolt45 was in office. Hypocrite much?
It is worse than filthy politics, it’s disregarding the will of the people. That pencil-neck WORKS FOR US!!
What do voters in his district think of him? Time for Dems to oust this piece of waste material that isn't even recyclable.
He's not running for re-election, but it is Kentucky they'll no doubt elect someone just as shitty as the turtle
Thank the gods it isn't recyclable! One and done.
Good one!
Just to make one slight correction to your comment. Moscow Mitch was Senate President, not house speaker. He was and is a piece of shit no matter what he was
Whoops - of course; Senate- Thanks, Steve! 👍🏻
Melly Garcia - I would suggest that they are SUPPOSED to work for us. But, they obviously work only for themselves. And right now, doing whatever Dump wants is good for themselves.
Excellently stated, Melly. Nailed it.
The problem is that the man's head is stuck up Trump's ass. DOGE did a quick AI based analysis and determined it would cost 2.8 times his salary to remove his head from Trumps ass. Also, Trump likes it there.
This one is sadly accurate
Everything I write is true.
....and delivered with a nugget of laughtet... but this one also made me want to cry.
Most of Andy remarks are like that. His worth, to say the least, likes therein, indeed ! Can't stop loving him and feeling thankful to him !!!
AND he's still getting paid!
…and building up his pension!
He had a great teacher. Mitch McConnell, so what do you expect from him?
The king of all the serpents!
Hilarious.
Mike “Moses” Johnson.
He serves at least one additional function, useful to millions of others, especially aspiring MAGA pols: he is so supremely craven that he serves as a role model for that defining characteristic.
I so agree. They revel in their Abasement. Didn’t meant to cap the word but it is what we are living through. The daily destruction of our finest myths.
So pink and soft and squishy.....
Smarmy guy. He begs to have his eyeglasses ripped from his face, & I pray that same bully will smite him. (I don't pray often. The last time was during an earthquake as I huddled under my desk.)
Kinda makes you wanna serve him up hard against a backboard - splat.
OOOOO--delicious visual!!!
Aw gee, I do my best.
Please oh please, let the Rapture take him! Yes, Mike's a religious hypocrite, a t-Rump syncophant and worse. But it will be with it to be rid of him.
Makes me hope that retribution is actually real.
Don't worry - it is. Just not in the way they expect. (Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!)
From your mouth to God's ear. And I'm an agnostic.
Me, too...."In the beginning, Man created god" is one of my favorite bumper stickers!
He's not the only religious hypocrite. The whole MAGA electorate belongs in the same category. This is not a Christian nation. There is no such thing. There are only a majority of Christians in a country of humans - bigot or otherwise.
Hahaha, sob. Take a bow, sir. You have outdone yourself. Thank you.
Andy -
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
one of your best
Andy, you nailed it!
Perfect. He is less than useless, whatever that would be.