Please don't give Dump any ideas, AB. The people he cares about make money during times of war, while the rest of us are made to suffer - just the way Dump likes it. I suspect that this won't be the last war that we lose before we're done with Dump. All he needs to do is to claim that he won, and the brainless, studiously un-woke/unaware MAGAS cheer.
I feel so sorry for the people of Cuba. I visited Cuba and they were all so nice and welcoming. It's a fascinating country. And the food was awesome! Not to mention being driven around in antique automobiles!
Dump might make Rubio Emperor of Cuba, because he surely won't support that Latino in a run for President (as if the MAGAs would ever vote for him). Or Cuba might be where Dump escapes if our legal system ever decides to punish one of our biggest criminals. Russia won't take him in when he's no longer useful to Putin, so maybe he plans to crown himself "King of Cuba." I agree that Cuba is the next "excursion" that Dump plans - and then perhaps Greenland - and then more. As with all of his businesses, he'll be the only one left standing after his destruction of all else is completed.
No doubt he and/or Jared are making a few $Billion off the deal. They always get their cut. Ivanka just bought herself an island with underground bunkers through shell companies and shady connections, with money they grifted from the U.S. and the oil bros. But children without food or healthcare? Not their problem.
A perfect description of those people, Mary T. They steal from everyone else, and are entertained by the suffering that they create.
Whiile it's entertaining to think of the Dumps locked in bunkers with only each other to abuse for the rest of their miserable lives, we should not be paying and sacrificing for that to happen. Although it might be worth if if they could be tricked into entering their bunkers now, and then those doors are locked behind them and let them fester together forever more.
“Be cautious with the mentally ill morons. Be sure to have senior psychologists on staff to assist with negotiations. These morons will often say and do whatever they want and the hypocrisy can be astounding. A mentally ill pathological liar and narcissist can be easily manipulated with a careful combination of praise and making him think your ideas are his. You may get to keep your nuclear program alive *and* get $300B as part of the deal.”
So true. That's why he loves foreigners with money so much. They believe and admire him because they didn't know about his reputation in NYC. You only knew that if you read New York city papers. A lot of people missed that info-myself included.
Ahhh, I love you, Andy! What a fabulous way to start this Wednesday - that and the scum-filled Reflection Pool in DC, brought to us by the guy who would “drain the swamp.” Too bloody perfect! Good morning!
According to one source, he made it worse by painting the bottom a dark blue which caused the water to heat up more quickly making it possible for algae to grow at a quicker rate.
The worse part of everything we have been subjected to is that republicans still support this moron. The day-to-day antics of this regimen really have caused me to be oh so cautious about my fellow Americans.
What's wonderful, albeit costly to Americans and the world, is when the orange orangutan goes against Obama, he always ends up covered by more of the poop pile he insists on shoveling.
Dean Blundell reported yesterday that Iran changed the negotiating team to include 2 psychologists who specialize in dementia. Then voila, a deal where Don the Con thinks he won. Maybe the Dems should take a lesson from that.
Naw, what Trump has goes far beyond rights, it's the arrogance of privilege and he may be president, but in name only as he doesn't truly know the meaning of the term, as Andy said and rightly so, he's a moron and I will add that a lobotomy would improve Trump's lot.
The Iran deal is going to make every other country want the US to attack it.
When asked about Trump, the Ayatollah said, “Oh yes, I sincerely wish to thank Mr. Chump!”
Mr. Chump ! I 🩷that!!!!
Shades of the Grand Duchy of Fenwick... !!
Exactly! They get to keep their nuclear program plus they receive $300 billion. Kim Jong Un is seething with envy.
And they also get to keep on killing anyone they want. Better than a Jan 6 pardon.
Quite a deal. How much has this cost us
Simon Rosenberg posted an analysis of the cost. It is $978 Billion.
Oh well. Who needs health insurance anyway? Or food?
[billion, as in: almost a trillion. That's not counting those who died and were injured.]
Actual cost: $113.3 billion (most people don't know it has a "b") - see Iran war tracker at https://iran-cost-ticker.com/
Million? Not billion?
I corrected my mistake. Thank you.
(us taxpayers, that is)
Maybe Kim Jong Un will be next, or right after Cuba.
He should have to pay every penny of it out of his own pocket. How much has he profited from the debacle?
We need to bring Peter Sellars back from the grave . . . I bet he could do a great Felon impersonation.
Chauncey Gardener could have gotten a better deal than trump got, for sure. And he would have never paved over the rose garden.
I've been thinking of that book a lot lately. We've gone from The Mouse That Roared to The Mouth That Snored.
Priceless and perfect!!
good one
Duchy of Grand Fenwick, please.
At the dire risk of committing cliche, they don't make 'em like they used to!
You always turn my anger and despair into laughter which is the first step on the road to hope.
Ditto
Please don't give Dump any ideas, AB. The people he cares about make money during times of war, while the rest of us are made to suffer - just the way Dump likes it. I suspect that this won't be the last war that we lose before we're done with Dump. All he needs to do is to claim that he won, and the brainless, studiously un-woke/unaware MAGAS cheer.
Cuba, stand by...
I feel so sorry for the people of Cuba. I visited Cuba and they were all so nice and welcoming. It's a fascinating country. And the food was awesome! Not to mention being driven around in antique automobiles!
You got that right, John Gregory.
Dump might make Rubio Emperor of Cuba, because he surely won't support that Latino in a run for President (as if the MAGAs would ever vote for him). Or Cuba might be where Dump escapes if our legal system ever decides to punish one of our biggest criminals. Russia won't take him in when he's no longer useful to Putin, so maybe he plans to crown himself "King of Cuba." I agree that Cuba is the next "excursion" that Dump plans - and then perhaps Greenland - and then more. As with all of his businesses, he'll be the only one left standing after his destruction of all else is completed.
Yes! Send him to Cuba, but make sure the blockades are still in place.
No doubt he and/or Jared are making a few $Billion off the deal. They always get their cut. Ivanka just bought herself an island with underground bunkers through shell companies and shady connections, with money they grifted from the U.S. and the oil bros. But children without food or healthcare? Not their problem.
A perfect description of those people, Mary T. They steal from everyone else, and are entertained by the suffering that they create.
Whiile it's entertaining to think of the Dumps locked in bunkers with only each other to abuse for the rest of their miserable lives, we should not be paying and sacrificing for that to happen. Although it might be worth if if they could be tricked into entering their bunkers now, and then those doors are locked behind them and let them fester together forever more.
Actually, if claiming that he's won is enough to get him to end the war, that's OK with me. No one but himself will believe it.....
Ok, Borowitz. Drop the mic! This is your best ever.
The sub-heading under step #1:
“Be cautious with the mentally ill morons. Be sure to have senior psychologists on staff to assist with negotiations. These morons will often say and do whatever they want and the hypocrisy can be astounding. A mentally ill pathological liar and narcissist can be easily manipulated with a careful combination of praise and making him think your ideas are his. You may get to keep your nuclear program alive *and* get $300B as part of the deal.”
"pleasepleaseplease, attack us," otherwise understood as "pleasepleaseplease, attack, U.S." the new battle cry. punctuation matters!
We have become the “mouse that roared!” 🐭
A “Woody Allen” movie 🤣
😂😂😂❣️🤣🤣🤣❣️
Is that body of water turning algae green with envy?
Algae green will be chosen as the the Pantone Color of the Year!
I remember in 2024 Pantone chose Peach Fuzz as the color of the year. It looked a lot like Trump Orange. I wasn't happy about that.
You bring up another popular ayatollah book chapter, “Secrets to cultivating a robust algae bloom.”
The color is a perfect alien green.....
As opposed to alien orange?
more like agent orange
oooh....clever boy!
Andy taught me everything I know.
Is it recommed by Dr. Davis Logsdon,?
Trump has already blamed that on Obama!
Awaiting RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz touting Reflecting Pool Algae Water (RPAW™) as the new miracle cure-all.
I thought he was going to drain the swamp
DJT turned made The Reflecting Pool into a reflection of himself--slick with slime.
The pool is slick with slime and Trump is slick as slime.
Like the Trump gene pool.
love your handle. Uh, not your love handle but....you know.
Perfect!
Beautiful insight.
DJT thought he was negotiating with Diana Ross (The Supreme's leader).
He doesn't know how to deal with strong intelligent people - women or men.
wrong he doesn't think women are strong or intelligent...
So true. That's why he loves foreigners with money so much. They believe and admire him because they didn't know about his reputation in NYC. You only knew that if you read New York city papers. A lot of people missed that info-myself included.
Ooooooooooooh ooh oh, baby love
🤣🤣🤣
But unlike Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross never worked for chump on numerous occasions!
Ahhh, I love you, Andy! What a fabulous way to start this Wednesday - that and the scum-filled Reflection Pool in DC, brought to us by the guy who would “drain the swamp.” Too bloody perfect! Good morning!
The Mouse that Roared in real time. The idiot in the White House can't even fix a pool from getting algea. You can't make this stuff up.
According to one source, he made it worse by painting the bottom a dark blue which caused the water to heat up more quickly making it possible for algae to grow at a quicker rate.
The worse part of everything we have been subjected to is that republicans still support this moron. The day-to-day antics of this regimen really have caused me to be oh so cautious about my fellow Americans.
Well, he doesn't beleive in science, the idiot that is!
first one has to 'know' about science
But he had the best pool guys!! He’s such a maroon.
The "great" developer. haha
This is perfect. I would love to see this in big print on ten thousand billboards across America.
I’m with you Ed. That will settle for good that it was not Obama who was the “stupid son-of-a-bitch”
What's wonderful, albeit costly to Americans and the world, is when the orange orangutan goes against Obama, he always ends up covered by more of the poop pile he insists on shoveling.
Dean Blundell reported yesterday that Iran changed the negotiating team to include 2 psychologists who specialize in dementia. Then voila, a deal where Don the Con thinks he won. Maybe the Dems should take a lesson from that.
They should.
All my day's troubles have washed away with my boundless laughter. Thank you.
I'll suggest this as our bookclub's next selection.
Aah yes, you nailed it Andy! Maybe he's the real Trump ghostwriter. Perhaps the sequel, "The Art of the Steal" is coming to a bookstore soon!
Trump had the rights to that: it's about being president twice.
Naw, what Trump has goes far beyond rights, it's the arrogance of privilege and he may be president, but in name only as he doesn't truly know the meaning of the term, as Andy said and rightly so, he's a moron and I will add that a lobotomy would improve Trump's lot.
Bestseller!!
NY Military Academy grad Donald Trump: "I will only accept Unconditional Surrender from Iran!"
BA in Political Science from Ohio State and Yale Law School grad JD: "Trump's great negotiated peace in Iran ends the War just like we ended WWII."
Harvard Law School grad Barack Obama: "WTF?!?"
FDR to HST: "WTF?!?"
Love this! The U.S. deserves the humiliation but the voters that support this felon don't read.
Great! You still have those great short zingers! Nice Andy!
Excellent, Andy! As always.
Subtitle: "How to Turn a Tiny Body of Water Into a Revenue Stream."
The Reflecting Pool is green with envy.
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