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Ed Krisiunas's avatar

Remove the C from CBS...and you have "BS"

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

The Ellisons would also like to remove the C from CNN = No News

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SCS - Michigan's avatar

See No News (borrowing from earlier comment)

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Diane Doyle's avatar

Hear no news. Speak no news.

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jon Hodson's avatar

see no news. Only MAGA propaganda

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Change the "C" to "B", and you have "Bari's Bull Shit".

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Kitso's avatar

Let’s see; the C could stand for Cowardly, Crazy, Crappy…any other suggestions?

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Annette's avatar

and the intro to the former 60 Minutes, will be "tick, tick, boom"

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marypaz's avatar

More like tick.. tick..pfft.

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Annette's avatar

<snort laugh>

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Veejer's avatar

Next up in emojis: <snort laugh>

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Wis's avatar

😅👏👏

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Jocelyn B's avatar

(Seen the movie? It’s really good.)

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Thomas Thoman's avatar

clearly

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Jeff Luth's avatar

Very good. CBS-

Cowardly Broadcasting Service.

It’s a blessing Ed Murrow and Walter Cronkite are not alive to see this.

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Judy Shaffer's avatar

I feel the same about Katharine Graham & Ben Bradley with the Washington Post. All of these folks are rolling over in their graves.

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Mary Gilbert's avatar

Creepy?

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jon Hodson's avatar

At least CBS left trumps name off the kennedy center honors last night.

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Judy Sherwood's avatar

probably an oversight for which they WILL be admonished

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Phil M.'s avatar

See....BS.

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modj's avatar

How 'bout; "C for Complicit?"

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J Cheng's avatar

but does she use Ivanka's definition of "complicit" or the real definition?

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Kitso's avatar

I don't think she even knew what the word means--she's as fraudulent as her father

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Judy Sherwood's avatar

Ivanka publicly acknowledged that she does not know the definition of 'complicit'

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It's Come To This's avatar

Weiss-Scheiße. 4 minutes of slobbering Trumpf-Poo every Sunday night.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Too close to "Two Minutes Hate" for comfort!

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Maxine Fisher's avatar

See BS

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Rusalka's avatar

Brilliant!!!

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Linda's avatar

Likewise, remove the S from CBS and you are left with Cowardly Bastards...also a definition of the Republican party.

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Larry Caringer's avatar

Weiss also said, “News is in the eye of the beholder. And, the beholder is Donald Trump. Next week we”ll have a 60 Minutes on “How Much Better Federal Buildings Look With His Name Slapped on Them.”

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

As soon as possible, we will all gather in the appropriate places with appropriate tools and pry every reminder of this horror show off every place it defaces---right?? Who's with me?

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Gary Farrar's avatar

I'm in. We'll have a bonfire.

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Neranza B's avatar

Including the engraved lies on all those plaques below the photos in the presidential hall.

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Annette's avatar

Especially those lies!!

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

With one addendum: Trump's official WH portrait will be a photo of a smear of excrement.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

...inside a barred enclosure. maybe just a blank white canvas...?

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marlyg's avatar

As it should be!

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Ritalinda D’Andrea Lee's avatar

Bonfire of the Vanities

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Liz kelley's avatar

The Bonfire of the Vanities. Sort of an Oscar, only made of lead.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Oh, yeah...!

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Al Keim's avatar

I'll bring the Genie lift.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Oh, thank you! I was hoping someone had one!!

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Al Keim's avatar

Safety harnesses- lanyards - hard hats - everything we need.

I imagine the Smithsonian will want them for an exhibit on democracy.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Yes! Oh, yes, please!!!

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Al Keim's avatar

That's Meg Ryan's line.

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Marmo's avatar

I'm in, Linda McCaughey!

This is what I've been day-dreaming every since I heard about the changes. Literally, you've been in my head - this thought is where I go to find joy these days.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

We need to make it abundantly clear that there is nothing he can do that we cannot undo!

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pilgrimRVW's avatar

Except, tragically, the divisive hatred and lowering opinions he sowed or gave unlimited power to express in the minds of a great many people. Things already there, like racism and misogyny, and new things, like anti-education, or at least education that can often unlock barriers such as racism and sexism.

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Brenda Reiss's avatar

Me too

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Rebecca MacGregor's avatar

Only after documenting it for the history books.

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marlyg's avatar

Count me in! I'll bring fortification!

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LHS's avatar

She can just borrow Wall Street Journal Editorial titles. A few recent examples (not making any of them up):

How the Supreme Court Can Improve Politics

Trump's Foreign Policy is Surprisingly Good for the World

America Needs More Husband Material

The Trump Rebound

Europe's Foolish War on X.com

Why is Autism Exploding? Welfare Fraud is One Reason

I sometimes think they are auditioning for a job at The Onion. Weiss would fit right in with that crowd.

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Larry Caringer's avatar

My ears get red just reading the headlines. Tranquilizers definitely needed to wade into one of those stories.

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Joe Hart's avatar

I wonder if he'll try billing the country for licensing fees for everything he plasters his name on?

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Elizabeth Matthews Brunt,MD's avatar

That’s an AWESOME thought! And if it isn’t paid, of course he’ll sue!!!!

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Wis's avatar

We all better see Mt Rushmore quickly before trump blasts the faces off the monument and replaces them with one huge, fat trump face with little noem, Patel, bondi, miller, rfk jr, hegseth, musk (maybe) faces orbiting above his like an evil halo. Add in any faces I’m forgetting (I just woke up).

He’ll do it. And he’ll call it All the King’s Cabinet.

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Wis's avatar

(And declare it the “best, most bigly national monument in America and the best, most bigly 8th wonder of the world.” The plaque underneath will give the site an entire new history, erasing everything that’s actually true.)

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Lisa Botwinick's avatar

Don't give him any ideas!

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Wis's avatar

Luckily, he doesn’t likely read TBR! 😉

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MARK Emmanual GOLDSTEIN's avatar

That’s a misquote. Didn’t he actually say “News is in the behind of the beholder…”?

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Brenda Reiss's avatar

Surrounded by cheesy gold

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L B Rose's avatar

This could actually happen! As CBS becomes TBS -- or DJTBS (even though there is already a TBS which the Orange could eliminate with a swipe from his autopen)

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Paul Sarapas's avatar

All the news that fits. Soon to be called 60 seconds. “We regret to inform you that tonight’s story on the holocaust can’t be aired since Hitler hasn’t had a chance to review. “

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Susan Barnes's avatar

Bingo! Best comment yet!

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Annette's avatar

<appreciative applause>

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BTAM Master's avatar

Take a moment to thank our Canadian friends for posting the CECOT story; it may have inadvertently become the most watched 60 Minutes segment in history...and CBS won't even get the viewing ratings.

Will Weiss get the credit if Trump declares a new tariff against Canada?

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Robin Brenner's avatar

Who was it who suggested New England become a new Canadian province. I'm game!

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Al Keim's avatar

The left coast is ready Robin.

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Wis's avatar

We Coloradans want to be a Canadian province too! That’d be so awesome.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

And Michigan, especially the U.P.! 'I can see Canada from my house!!'

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pilgrimRVW's avatar

And New York, and considerable swaths of PA, NJ, DC and maybe even DE. At least my part of PA. (Too old and not wealthy enough to emigrate.)

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Annette's avatar

Oh Canada, the true north strong and FREE!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Absolutely! Love that place, and many of the people who live there are cherished friends!

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Paul's avatar

Andy, Please start a go fund me page to send Trump back to Epstein's Island, but limit donations to not include any food, just Kristi Noem and her gun.

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Kelly Rohrer's avatar

Send him to CECOT.

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Wis's avatar

Thats my vote! CECOT!

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Robin Brenner's avatar

trump's Elba! However, I'd rather it be in a deserted island off Africa.

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Robot Bender's avatar

Point Nemo.

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Bob Clark's avatar

No Walter Cronkite. No 60 Minutes. Thank God for Fareed Zakaria and for the PBS NewsHour,

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Dirk  Faegre's avatar

Heartfelt thanks for Rachel Maddow, Heather Cox Richardson, Paul Krugman, and Joyce Vance. The very best in the business. 🙏

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Wis's avatar

And Robert Reich! And Civic Shout, The Intercept, Common Cause and soooo many other voices in the dark. Resistance is strong and it’s smarter than this regime!

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Robot Bender's avatar

Don't forget Mary Trump!

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Mary Montano's avatar

And Jim Acosta!

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Lisa Botwinick's avatar

Lawrence O'Donnell too as he tells it like it is!

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Sandra Nicht's avatar

I thank God for Reveal and Mother Jones....

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Robin Brenner's avatar

And for Ali Velshi

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Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

I’ll add the Intercept, ProPublica, and there are others, oh Just Security is good too.

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Susan Barnes's avatar

He’s already gone after PBS and NPR. But the donors have stepped up.

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LHS's avatar

And The Guardian! And Mother Jones! And others already mentioned.

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Joan Schiavi's avatar

Don’t forget Mehdi Hasan, Nicole Wallace and Lawrence O’Donnell

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Dee Simons's avatar

I realized it might be a good thing PBS was refunded, at least for the time being.

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Dee Simons's avatar

Autocorrect, defunded

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jb from Weston's avatar

Dee,

Just fyi, you can always edit your [own] comment by tapping on the 3 dots to the right of it.

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Dee Simons's avatar

Good to know. Thanks.

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misia.d's avatar

I learned this from jb months ago! Life changer!

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MZ's avatar

Thank you. I needed to do that.

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Rebecca MacGregor's avatar

Amy Goodman @ Democracy Now. Pod Save America. Pod Save the World. Robert Reich. Stephen Colbert. Jon Stewart.

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Bob Clark's avatar

I need to toss in the Associated Press as well. As soon as I ditched my WAPO subscription, I took the money I would save and contributed it to AP. It is the longest running unbiased news source in the business and needs our support.

And a new one: Tangle. Try it!

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Glenn Sills's avatar

I find it interesting that the people who are against censorship on social media are all for it everywhere else.

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Al Keim's avatar

The supreme court will clear all that first amendment confusion up with a few shadow docket pronouncements.

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carol corsaro's avatar

The Supremes are questionable. The majority have turned their backs on us.

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Al Keim's avatar

Beyond question.

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Lisa Botwinick's avatar

Definitely! The Trump Supremes!

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justin SG's avatar

Thanks for your ever-present humor in these humorless times.

When it comes to news, the Guardian is free of Billionaire Bias...

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Beth Davis's avatar

Andy Rooney is spinning in his grave. Oh how I would love to hear his take on the hot mess that is now 60 Minutes.

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Wis's avatar

All the original 60 Minutes crew are spinning with Andy, I’m sure.

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Jay Feldman's avatar

Four minutes including three and a half minutes of commercials….

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Annette's avatar

for tRump's products . . . the bankrupted ones will be resurrected and gilded in cheap gold paint (even the steaks!)

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Stan Ruth's avatar

The current “brain trust” at See BS News seems to have forgotten that Canada could broadcast what they attempted to censor here. Perhaps the new Voice of America will be broadcast from Ontario these days.

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Mary Gilbert's avatar

Yes! During WWII my British mother listened to Radio Free Europe-maybe we can have Radio Free America broadcast from Canada?

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Al Keim's avatar

Phillip K. Dick

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Lonnise Gilley's avatar

That likeness is scary. Which of Metamucilini's misguided wives is Eric's mother? Who is junior Ellison's mother? Could there be a mix up of parentage? Was Ellison senior also an "investor/client/friend" of Epsteins? I'm truly saddened that I can no longer enjoy 60 minutes, Sunday Morning (both of which were staples in my house while growing up in the 60's & 70's). Another one bites the dust. Thank goodness for MSNOW and Substack? Happy f***ing Xmas.

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John Melmed's avatar

I watched CBS news last night and it was glaringly absent in any political news. The headliners were a several minute piece about a small plane that crashed into Galveston Bay, an explosion in a senior care center that killed no one and severe flooding in California that hasn't happened yet. This wasn't news; it was an episode of Weather CBS has Gone Viral.

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Annette's avatar

damn those Jewish space lasers!

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John Melmed's avatar

Annette, they're deadly but they're kosher.

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Wis's avatar

😅😅

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John Melmed's avatar

I changed my mind. Last night's news was an episode of 'America's Funniest Videos'. I'd like to see a news show called 'The Good News' featuring only good news.

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carol corsaro's avatar

When I watch the news

ai expect precise reporting on our country’s

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carol corsaro's avatar

…..I expect precise and well documented facts…not blather🎄

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LHS's avatar

Sadly, 2 people are known dead from that explosion.

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John Melmed's avatar

Reporters for CBS news maybe? Gas was smelled 2 days prior and nothing was done about it.

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Margo Howard's avatar

Imagine my joy at seeing "the lucky sperm club" which i used in a magazine article in the early 70s!

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Did you invent that? It has become common parlance!

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Margo Howard's avatar

Did you invent that? It has become common parlance / My ma did the same. 🤗

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Al Keim's avatar

And here I thought it was Amy Tan.

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Margo Howard's avatar

She's maybe 15 years junior to me...

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Al Keim's avatar

Oh I realize now that I was confused. Just seeing joy, luck and club in order threw me off track:-)

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Margo Howard's avatar

How old is she?

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Al Keim's avatar

I think Eric's mom is no longer with us.

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Glenn Ebo Perry's avatar

The turds who now run once-proud CBS News

Make it clear that they have neither scruples nor clues.

Where once Eric Sevareid broadcast his views,

The staff is now leaving by ones and by twos.

And that fine ticking stopwatch that heralded Rather

Now announces an hour of MAGAfied Blather.

If you must spike your story of outlaws like ICE,

Take that call from the White House,

Then call Bari Weiss.

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John Melmed's avatar

Ellison looks like he's 17. People that age don't like news. CBS Evening News will be replaced by 'Barney'. Speaking of which, here are my 4 predictions for 2026.

1. Trump won't finish his term. Either he is kicked out because of his iniquities (medical term for rotten testicles) or mental deficiency forces him out or he dies of natural causes.

2. Trimp changes his mind about the great Presidential Ball Room (PBR) midway thru construction and instead builds a bigger and better Pickle Ball Court (PBC).

3. A month after completion Tromp issues an executive order to tear it down because the noise caused by the sport is preventing him from falling asleep during meetings.

4. In a surprise move Michelle Abama runs for President on the republican ticket and wins thanks to the efforts of MAGA supporters (Make Abama Great Again).

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Doesn't have to be natural causes, right?

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John Melmed's avatar

What do you mean, Linda??!! Every second of every day, I suspect a bullet is flying thru the air somewhere in America, looking for a random passerby. Is that a natural cause?

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Annette's avatar

<snort laugh> Best prognostications ever (especially #4)

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Sounds more and more like he'll get it from his own team.

Easy to make it look like "natural causes".

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