I suggest that instead of tasting like crap, make it taste like Diet Coke and if it really stimulates a person, he will drink gallons on it and increase his blood pressure and he would pop a cork, so to say.
I'm wondering about a debilitating stroke, which leaves him with some function, requiring us all to see him looking incapacitated while drooling and babbling. Divine justice. Chaos will rule DC. Church bells will ring. After that, it could be a new beginning. The sun's coming up, tomorrow...one can always imagine...Or it could happen after he drink's Barron's beverage IRL
I've long said basically the same thing, but I always add that I hope his grifting "clone" children put him in a 5th floor 2 room apartment in one of Kushner's run-down, rat-infested tenement buildings with no air conditioning and a broken elevator. I hope they hire women who secretly hate his guts to look after him, and they let him lie in his own excrement for days. And, I want him to know every single bit of it. Am I heartless and cruel? Only when the individual is so heinous I can't help myself.
Thank you. When I'm feeling particularly angry, it's the image I conjure. If I can't have the real thing happen, it's an acceptable substitute for the time being.
I've had similar thoughts! He needs to be cognizant, but unable to speak. Drooling on himself and being held accountable - roll him into a courtroom in wheelchair and be a the orange spectacle. Then he can go to the tiny apartment or prison!
Oh my my my, Mary! Methinks you've given voice to the secret fantasy we all share that his karma will bite him in the ass BIGLY. Apparently in Medieval through Renaissance medicine those ignorant dolts thought that you use "like" to treat "like" -- such as, binding a wound incurred in disgusting circumstances with human shit drenched wrappings. Well...... Seems apropos here, yes? That his infirmities be "treated" with the shit he forced on all of us?
No. You are simply articulating what I imagine thousands, if not millions,of us fantasize after each new story of depravity, cruelty and corruption is revealed. So at least once daily, minimum. You’re in good company, Mary 🤬
I sure hope that when his "time comes" he will be buried in a public cemetery, I already know of at least a few hundred tRump haters that will be lined up to file by and stop for a few moments just to "water the lilies" on his grave. I have a feeling that there will be a big washout of the soil.
Oh man, the regime WISHES they could blame it on that. Not a few New Yorkers are pretty mad he made the entire thing such a bear for the fans, then napped during the game.
Not wanting to disappoint his youngest son, Barron, DJT has indeed been tossing down volumes of Sollos (at a discounted rate, one would presume). Barron's intent for his new product is to enhance his father's sleep time quickly towards eternity so that he and his Mama can cash in The Pre-Nup Contract and disappear to a permanently undisclosed location.
Commenting on the Borowitz report of President Trump’s failure to support her son’s energy drink, First Lady Melania Trump said, “it be best for he stay up when drink anything what Barron give him. If not, could be snip snip on president sleepy face where he don’t like it.”
If only there were a really high likelihood that coma could last until a more permanent solution presented itself.
More of Barron's energy drink perhaps?
Only if it tastes like crap.
I suggest that instead of tasting like crap, make it taste like Diet Coke and if it really stimulates a person, he will drink gallons on it and increase his blood pressure and he would pop a cork, so to say.
I'm wondering about a debilitating stroke, which leaves him with some function, requiring us all to see him looking incapacitated while drooling and babbling. Divine justice. Chaos will rule DC. Church bells will ring. After that, it could be a new beginning. The sun's coming up, tomorrow...one can always imagine...Or it could happen after he drink's Barron's beverage IRL
I've long said basically the same thing, but I always add that I hope his grifting "clone" children put him in a 5th floor 2 room apartment in one of Kushner's run-down, rat-infested tenement buildings with no air conditioning and a broken elevator. I hope they hire women who secretly hate his guts to look after him, and they let him lie in his own excrement for days. And, I want him to know every single bit of it. Am I heartless and cruel? Only when the individual is so heinous I can't help myself.
This appears to have been well thought out for some time. It sure beats my evil fantasies.
Thank you. When I'm feeling particularly angry, it's the image I conjure. If I can't have the real thing happen, it's an acceptable substitute for the time being.
I've had similar thoughts! He needs to be cognizant, but unable to speak. Drooling on himself and being held accountable - roll him into a courtroom in wheelchair and be a the orange spectacle. Then he can go to the tiny apartment or prison!
Oh my my my, Mary! Methinks you've given voice to the secret fantasy we all share that his karma will bite him in the ass BIGLY. Apparently in Medieval through Renaissance medicine those ignorant dolts thought that you use "like" to treat "like" -- such as, binding a wound incurred in disgusting circumstances with human shit drenched wrappings. Well...... Seems apropos here, yes? That his infirmities be "treated" with the shit he forced on all of us?
You know, sometimes dreams DO COME TRUE. Let us sincerely hope this is one of those times.
Right there with ya, sister!
Floofie, way to go, you are snapping back! Way to go!
No. You are simply articulating what I imagine thousands, if not millions,of us fantasize after each new story of depravity, cruelty and corruption is revealed. So at least once daily, minimum. You’re in good company, Mary 🤬
Might we add RFK Jr. as his primary car "physician"?
Sounds good, but honestly I'd like it to be a semi-private rat-infested apt with RFK,jr in the bed beside him...same ailments.
Make sure the women taking care of him are hispanic and only speak Spanish.
I sure hope that when his "time comes" he will be buried in a public cemetery, I already know of at least a few hundred tRump haters that will be lined up to file by and stop for a few moments just to "water the lilies" on his grave. I have a feeling that there will be a big washout of the soil.
I intend to carry a big jar of "water" to Mitch McConnell's lilies too.
Yes, yes - I have been hoping for that myself! We can finally break out our bottles of Prosecco or champagne that are cooling in the fridge!
I got tired of waiting & took my chilled bottle of prosecco to a pot luck. Time to buy another one.
I think that was just a long blink. 🙄
“That was the longest blink, a prefect blink, a huge blink. No one has ever seen a blink like that before.”
Soon, Trump will start using meth to upgrade his status to comatose.
Ha!
Maybe he’s pining for the fjords.
👏🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Oh man, the regime WISHES they could blame it on that. Not a few New Yorkers are pretty mad he made the entire thing such a bear for the fans, then napped during the game.
His mere presence was a curse.
As it has been on our country thru 5 and a half years.
Clearly!
Not wanting to disappoint his youngest son, Barron, DJT has indeed been tossing down volumes of Sollos (at a discounted rate, one would presume). Barron's intent for his new product is to enhance his father's sleep time quickly towards eternity so that he and his Mama can cash in The Pre-Nup Contract and disappear to a permanently undisclosed location.
Give that boy a hand! And I don't mean applause.
LOL. This is just PRICELESS!
We are actually safer with the Orange Menace unconscious. We just need permanence.
Oi, snappity-snap-snap!!
I love how Andy made these two seemingly unrelated headlines spiral into a midair collision.
Barron markets new sleep aid as “Sleepy Don.”
Manufacturer of “Sleepless in New York” sues for trademark infringement.
If Barron is rebranding this as a sedative, he couldn't have gotten better advertising than Do-Nap Daddy slumbering peacefully.
For Pete's sake (not talking Kegsbreath here), FOR ALL OUR SAKES, somebody please forcibly retire the mad napper.
Commenting on the Borowitz report of President Trump’s failure to support her son’s energy drink, First Lady Melania Trump said, “it be best for he stay up when drink anything what Barron give him. If not, could be snip snip on president sleepy face where he don’t like it.”
Is the drink named 'Dopeamine"
Dope-a-Don
Hey, he ain't no dope o mine!!! I didn't help vote us into this mess! Blame this on that beastly MuskRAT.
Yes!!!!
Andy you are on a roll! Brilliant.
I’m really curious about what flavor Barron might have concocted. That boy should try his hand at biochemistry.
LOL - never change!
He curses the Knicks winning streak and falls asleep. Spurs fans need to start a gofundme to get him a ticket to game 4
He had better not show up to another game. There is a limit to how much New Yorkers are going to take.