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The immediate thought would be Harris, but then maybe there should be a thought about choosing with an eye toward securing battleground states. Perhaps Michigan's Whitmer for president and Pennsylvania's Shapiro as VP or vice versa. Anything that keeps Trump out of the white house.

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